/*Talk-Bot by Wendell Cowart, Copyright(c) 2001-2014, This script 
may not be used in whole or in part in any form, shape or fashion. 
All rights reserved.*/

Atomic_Numbers=new Array(

"hydrogen=The atomic number for hydrogen is 1.", 
"helium=The atomic number for helium is 2.",  
"lithium=3",
"beryllium=4",
"boron=5", 
"carbon=The atomic number for carbon is 6.", 
"nitro­gen=The atomic number for nitrogen is 7.", 
"oxygen=The atomic number for oxygen is 8.", 
"fluorine=9", 
"neon=The atomic number for neon is 10.",  
"sodium=The atomic number for sodium is 11.", 
"magnesium=The atomic number for magnesium is 12.",  
"aluminium=The atomic number for aluminium is 13.",  
"silicon=The atomic number for silicon is 14.", 
"phosphorus=The atomic number for phosphorus is 15.", 
"sulfur=The atomic number for sulfur is 16.", 
"chlorine=The atomic number for chlorine is 17.", 
"argon=18",
"potassium=The atomic number for potassium is 19.", 
"calcium=The atomic number for calcium is 20.", 
"scandium=21",
"titanium=The atomic number for titanium is 22.", 
"vanadium=23",
"chromium=The atomic number for chromium is 24.", 
"manganese=25",
"iron=The atomic number for iron is 26.", 
"cobalt=27",
"nickel=The atomic number for nickel is 28.", 
"copper=The atomic number for copper is 29.", 
"zinc=The atomic number for zinc is 30.", 
"gallium=31",
"germanium=32",
"arsenic=33",
"selenium=34",
"bromine=35",
"krypton=36",
"rubidium=37",
"strontium=38",
"yttrium=39",
"zirconium=40",
"niobium=41",
"molybdenum=42",
"technetium=43",
"ruthenium=44",
"rhodium=45",
"palladium=46",
"silver=The atomic number for silver is 47.", 
"cadmium=48",
"indium=49",
"tin=The atomic number for tin is 50.", 
"antimony=51",
"tellurium=52",
"iodine=The atomic number for iodine is 53.",
"xenon=54",
"caesium=55",
"barium=56",
"hafnium=72",
"tantalum=73",
"tungsten=74",
"rhenium=75",
"osmium=76",
"iridium=77",
"platinum=The atomic number for platinum is 78.", 
"gold=The atomic number for gold is 79.",
"mercury=The atomic number for mercury is 80.", 
"thallium=81",
"lead=The atomic number for lead is 82.", 
"bismuth=83",
"polonium=84",
"astatine=85",
"radon=86",
"lanthanum=57",
"cerium=58",
"praseodymium=59",
"neodymium=60",
"promethium=61",
"samarium=62",
"europium=63",
"gadolinium=64",
"terbium=65",
"dysprosium=66",
"holmium=67",
"erbium=68",
"thulium=69",
"ytterbium=70",
"lutetium=71",
"francium=87",
"radium=88",
"actinium=89",
"thorium=90",        
"protactinium=91",
"uranium=The atomic number for uranium is 92.", 
"neptunium=93",
"plutonium=94",
"americium=95",
"curium=96",
"berkelium=97",
"californium=98",
"einsteinium=99",
"fermium=100",
"mendelevium=101",
"nobelium=102",
"lawrencium=103",
"rutherfordium=104",
"dubnium=105",
"seaborgium=106",
"bohrium=107",
"hassium=108",
"meitnerium=109",
"darmstadtium=110",
"roentgenium=111",
"copernicium=112",
"ununtrium=113",
"flerovium=114",
"ununpentium=115",
"livermorium=116",
"ununseptium=117",
"ununoctium=118" 

);

Periodic_Tables=new Array(

"h=Hydrogen", 
"he=Helium", 
"li=Lithium",
"be=Beryllium",
"b=Boron", 
"c=Carbon", 
"n=Nitro­gen", 
"o=Oxygen",
"f=Fluorine", 
"ne=Neon", 
"na=Sodium",
"mg=Magnesium", 
"al=Aluminium", 
"si=Silicon",
"p=Phosphorus",
"s=Sulfur",
"cl=Chlorine",
"ar=Argon",
"k=Potassium",
"ca=Calcium",
"sc=Scandium",
"ti=Titanium",
"v=Vanadium",
"cr=Chromium",
"mn=Manganese",
"fe=Iron",
"co=Cobalt",
"ni=Nickel",
"cu=Copper",
"zn=Zinc",
"ga=Gallium",
"ge=Germanium",
"as=Arsenic",
"se=Selenium",
"br=Bromine",
"kr=Krypton",
"rb=Rubidium",
"sr=Strontium",
"y=Yttrium",
"zr=Zirconium",
"nb=Niobium",
"mo=Molybdenum",
"tc=Technetium",
"ru=Ruthenium",
"rh=Rhodium",
"pd=Palladium",
"ag=Silver",
"cd=Cadmium",
"in=Indium",
"sn=Tin",
"sb=Antimony",
"te=Tellurium",
"i=Iodine",
"xe=Xenon",
"cs=Caesium",
"ba=Barium",
"hf=Hafnium",
"ta=Tantalum",
"w=Tungsten",
"re=Rhenium",
"os=Osmium",
"ir=Iridium",
"pt=Platinum",
"au=Gold",
"hg=Mercury",
"ti=Thallium",
"pb=Lead",
"bi=Bismuth",
"po=Polonium",
"at=Astatine",
"rn=Radon",
"la=Lanthanum",
"ce=Cerium",
"pr=Praseodymium",
"nd=Neodymium",
"pm=Promethium",
"sm=Samarium",
"eu=Europium",
"gd=Gadolinium",
"tb=Terbium",
"dy=Dysprosium",
"ho=Holmium",
"er=Erbium",
"tm=Thulium",
"yb=Ytterbium",
"lu=Lutetium",
"fr=Francium",
"ra=Radium",
"ac=Actinium",
"th=Thorium",        
"pa=Protactinium",
"u=Uranium",
"np=Neptunium",
"pu=Plutonium",
"am=Americium",
"cm=Curium",
"bk=Berkelium",
"cf=Californium",
"es=Einsteinium",
"fm=Fermium",
"md=Mendelevium",
"no=Nobelium",
"lr=Lawrencium",
"rf=Rutherfordium",
"db=Dubnium",
"sg=Seaborgium",
"bh=Bohrium",
"hs=Hassium",
"mt=Meitnerium",
"ds=Darmstadtium",
"rg=Roentgenium",
"cn=Copernicium",
"uut=Ununtrium",
"fl=Flerovium",
"uup=Ununpentium",
"lv=Livermorium",
"uus=Ununseptium",
"uuo=Ununoctium", 
"hydrogen=The Periodic Symbol for Hydrogen is H.", 
"helium=The Periodic Symbol for Helium is He.",  
"lithium=Li",
"beryllium=Be",
"boron=B", 
"carbon=The Periodic Symbol for Carbon is C.",  
"nitrogen=The Periodic Symbol for Nitrogen is N.",  
"oxygen=The Periodic Symbol for Oxygen is O.",  
"fluorine=The Periodic Symbol for Fluorine is F.",   
"neon=The Periodic Symbol for Fluorine is Ne.",    
"sodium=The Periodic Symbol for Sodium is Na.",   
"magnesium=The Periodic Symbol for Magnesium is Mg.",   
"aluminium=The Periodic Symbol for Aluminium is Al.",    
"silicon=The Periodic Symbol for Silicon is Si.",   
"phosphorus=The Periodic Symbol for Phosphorus is P.",   
"sulfur=The Periodic Symbol for Sulfur is S.",    
"chlorine=The Periodic Symbol for Chlorine is Cl.",    
"argon=Ar",
"potassium=The Periodic Symbol for Potassium is K.",    
"calcium=The Periodic Symbol for Calcium is Ca.",    
"scandium=Sc",
"titanium=The Periodic Symbol for Titanium is Ti.",    
"vanadium=V",
"chromium=Cr",
"manganese=Mn",
"iron=The Periodic Symbol for Iron is Fe.",    
"cobalt=Co",
"nickel=The Periodic Symbol for Nickel is Ni.",   
"copper=The Periodic Symbol for Copper is Cu.",    
"zinc=The Periodic Symbol for Zinc is Zn.",    
"gallium=Ga",
"germanium=Ge",
"arsenic=The Periodic Symbol for Arsenic is As.",   
"selenium=Se",
"bromine=Br",
"krypton=The Periodic Symbol for Krypton is Kr.",    
"rubidium=Rb",
"strontium=Sr",
"yttrium=Y",
"zirconium=Zr",
"niobium=Nb",
"molybdenum=Mo",
"technetium=Tc",
"ruthenium=Ru",
"rhodium=Rh",
"palladium=Pd",
"silver=The Periodic Symbol for Silver is Ag.",    
"cadmium=Cd",
"indium=In",
"tin=The Periodic Symbol for Tin is Sn.",   
"antimony=Sb",
"tellurium=Te",
"iodine=The Periodic Symbol for Iodine is I.",   
"xenon=Xe",
"caesium=Cs",
"barium=Ba",
"hafnium=Hf",
"tantalum=Ta",
"tungsten=W",
"rhenium=Re",
"osmium=Os",
"iridium=Ir",
"platinum=The Periodic Symbol for Platinum is Pt.",    
"gold=The Periodic Symbol for Gold is Au.",   
"mercury=The Periodic Symbol for Mercury is Hg.",    
"thallium=Ti",
"lead=The Periodic Symbol for Lead is Pb.",    
"bismuth=Bi",
"polonium=Po",
"astatine=At",
"radon=Rn",
"lanthanum=La",
"cerium=Ce",
"praseodymium=Pr",
"neodymium=Nd",
"promethium=Pm",
"samarium=Sm",
"europium=Eu",
"gadolinium=Gb",
"terbium=Tb",
"dysprosium=Dy",
"holmium=Ho",
"erbium=Er",
"thulium=Tm",
"ytterbium=Yb",
"lutetium=Lu",
"francium=Fr",
"radium=The Periodic Symbol for Radium is Ra.",  
"actinium=Ac",
"thorium=Th",        
"protactinium=Pa",
"uranium=The Periodic Symbol for Uranium is U.",    
"neptunium=Np",
"plutonium=The Periodic Symbol for Plutonium is Pu.",   
"americium=Am",
"curium=Cm",
"berkelium=Bk",
"californium=Cf",
"einsteinium=Es",
"fermium=Fm",
"mendelevium=Md",
"nobelium=No",
"lawrencium=Lr",
"rutherfordium=Rf",
"dubnium=Db",
"seaborgium=Sg",
"bohrium=Bh",
"hassium=Hs",
"meitnerium=Mt",
"darmstadtium=Ds",
"roentgenium=Rg",
"copernicium=Cn",
"ununtrium=Uut",
"flerovium=Fl",
"ununpentium=Uup",
"livermorium=Lv",
"ununseptium=Uus",
"ununoctium=Uuo" 

);

Opposites=new Array(


"addition=Subtraction", 
"add=Subtract", 
"adult=Child",
"after=Before",
"agree=Disagree", 
"ahead=Behind", 
"alive=Dead", 
"always=Never",
"ancient=Modern", 
"angel=Devil", 
"answer=Question",
"arrive=Leave", 
"awake=Asleep", 
"back=Front",
"bad=Good",
"bald=Hairy",
"beautiful=Ugly",
"before=After",
"bent=Straight", 
"big=Little",
"black=White",
"blow=Suck", 
"blunt=Sharp", 
"bored=Excited",
"boring=Exciting",
"bottom=Top",
"boy=Girl",
"brave=Scared", 
"break=Fix", 
"bride=Groom", 
"bright=Dull",
"buy=Sell",
"cat=Dog",
"cheap=Expensive",
"chicken=Brave",
"child=Adult",
"clean=Dirty",
"close=Open",
"cloudy=Sunny",
"cold=Hot",
"come=Go", 
"comedy=Tragedy", 
"confident=Worried", 
"crooked=Straight", 
"cry=Laugh",
"dangerous=Safe",
"dark=Light",
"day=Night",
"death=Life",
"deep=Shallow",
"die=Live",
"difficult=Easy",
"dirty=Clean",
"dog=Cat",
"down=Up",
"drunk=Sober", 
"dry=Wet",
"dull=Bright",
"dumb=Smart",
"early=Late",
"east=West",
"easy=Hard",
"empty=Full",
"even=Odd",
"expensive=Cheap",
"export=Import",
"fail=Pass",
"false=True",
"far=Near",
"fast=Slow",
"fat=Skinny",
"few=Many",
"find=Lose",
"first=Last",
"float=Sink", 
"forget=Remember",
"found=Lost",
"front=Back",
"full=Empty",
"funny=Serious",
"girl=Boy",
"good=Bad",
"grow=Shrink", 
"guilty=Innocent",
"hairy=Bald",
"happy=Sad",
"hard=Soft and Easy would work as well.",
"hate=Love",
"heads=Tails", 
"heaven=Hell", 
"heavy=Light",
"hero=Villain", 
"high=Low",
"hit=Miss",
"hot=Cold",
"huge=Tiny",
"import=Export",
"inner=Outer",
"innocent=Guilty",
"inside=Outside",
"late=Early",
"large=Small",
"last=First",
"laugh=Cry",
"left=Right",
"life=Death",
"light=Dark or Heavy",
"little=Big",
"live=Die",
"long=Short",
"loose=Tight",
"lose=Win",
"lost=Found",
"love=Hate",
"low=High",
"many=Few",
"maximize=Minimize", 
"married=Single",
"minimize=Maximize", 
"miss=Hit",
"modern=Ancient",
"narrow=Wide",
"near=Far",
"neat=Messy",
"never=Always",
"new=Old",
"night=Day",
"north=South",
"odd=Even",
"old=New",
"open=Close",
"order=Chaos", 
"outside=Inside",
"out=In",
"outer=Inner",
"over=Under",
"pass=Fail",
"plain=Fancy", 
"plus=Minus",
"poor=Rich",
"positive=Negative", 
"pretty=Ugly",
"private=Public",
"public=Private",
"pull=Push",
"push=Pull",
"question=Answer",
"quick=Slow",
"raw=Cooked", 
"real=Pretend", 
"remember=Forget",
"rich=Poor",
"right=Wrong or Left",
"rough=Smooth",
"rude=Courteous", 
"sad=Happy",
"safe=Dangerous",
"sell=Buy",
"serious=Funny",
"shallow=Deep",
"short=Tall",
"sick=Healthy", 
"simple=Difficult", 
"single=Married",
"sink=Float",
"slow=Fast",
"small=Big",
"smart=Dumb",
"smile=Frown", 
"smooth=Rough",
"sober=Drunk",
"soft=Hard",
"sour=Sweet",
"south=North",
"stand=Sit", 
"stiff=Limp",
"straight=Crooked", 
"strong=Weak",
"stop=Damn the torpedoes full speed ahead. Ok, that was a bit over the top. How about \"Go\" then",
"stupid=Smart",
"sunny=Cloudy",
"sweet=Sour",
"tails=Heads",
"tall=Short",
"thin=Fat",
"thick=Thin",
"tight=Loose",
"true=False",
"ugly=Pretty",
"under=Over",
"up=Down",
"victory=Defeat",
"villain=Hero",
"war=Peace", 
"warm=Cold",
"weak=Strong",
"west=East",
"wet=Dry",
"white=Black",
"wide=Narrow",
"win=Lose",
"work=Play", 
"wrong=Right",
"yellow=Brave",
"yes=No", 
"young=Old"

);


Daybefores=new Array(

"monday=Sunday",
"tuesday=Monday",
"wednesday=Tuesday",
"thursday=Wednesday",
"friday=Thursday",
"saturday=Friday",
"sunday=Saturday"

);

Dayafters=new Array(

"monday=Tuesday",
"tuesday=Wednesday",
"wednesday=Thursday",
"thursday=Friday",
"friday=Saturday",
"saturday=Sunday",
"sunday=Monday"

);


Sales=new Array(

"antiques shop|antiques store=Antiques",
"bake shop|bake store|bakery=Baked items like bread",
"book shop|book store|Books",
"cake shop|cake store=Cakes",
"candy shop|candy store=Candy",
"car shop|car store=Cars.",
"clothes shop|clothes store=Clothes",
"clothings shop|clothings store=Clothes",
"convenience shop|convenience store=A store where you can buy food, gas, newspapers, etc., that is often open 24 hours each day.",
"dress shop|dree store=Dresses",
"drug shop|drug store=Drugs",
"electronics shop|electronics store=Electronics",
"flower shop|flower store=Flowers",
"frame shop|frame store=Frames",
"gas shop|gas store|gas station=Gas",
"grocery shop|grocery store=Groceries",
"gun shop|gun store=Guns",
"hardware shop|hardware store=Equipment and tools that you use in your home and yard.",
"hat shop|hat store=Hats",
"liquor shop|liquor store=Alcohol",
"music shop|music store=Music",
"pet shop|pet store=Pets",
"photo shop|photo store=Photos",
"pizza shop|pizza store|pizza parlor=Pizza",
"restaurant=Food",
"tv shop|tv store|television shop|television store=Televisions",
"shoe shop|shoe store=Shoes",
"toy shop|toy store=Toys"

);

Plurals=new Array(

"brother=Brethren",
"calf=Calves",
"child=Children",
"die=dice",
"foot=Feet",
"goose=Geese",
"knife=Knives",
"leaf=Leaves",
"life=Lives",
"louse=Lice",
"man=Men",
"mouse=Mice",
"ox=Oxen",
"person=People",
"tooth=Teeth",
"wolf=Wolves",
"woman=Women"
);

Singulars=new Array(

"brethren=Brother",
"calves=Calf",
"children=Child",
"dice=Die",
"feet=Foot",
"geese=Goose",
"knives=Knife",
"leaf=Leaves",
"lives=Life",
"lice=Louse",
"men=Man",
"mice=Mouse",
"oxen=Ox",
"people=Person",
"teeth=Tooth",
"wolves=Wolf",
"women=Woman"
);

NumbersA=new Array(

"zero=One",
"one=Two",
"two=Three",
"three=Four",
"four=Five",
"five=Six",
"six=Seven",
"seven=Eight",
"eight=Nine",
"nine=Ten",
"ten=Eleven",
"eleven=Twelve",
"twelve=Thirteen",
"thirteen=Fourteen",
"fourteen=Fifteen",
"fifteen=Sixteen",
"sixteen=Seventeen",
"seventeen=Eighteen",
"eighteen=Nineteen",
"nineteen=Twenty",
"twenty=Twenty one",
"twenty one=Twenty two",
"thirty=Thirty one",
"forty=Forty one",
"fifty=Fifty one",
"sixty=Sixty one",
"seventy=Seventy one",
"eighty=Eighty one",
"ninety=Ninety one",
"one hundred=one hundred and one",
"one thousand=one thousand and one",
"one million=one million and one",
"one billion=one billion and one",
"one trillion=one trillion and one"
);

NumbersB=new Array(

"zero=Negative One",
"one=Zero",
"two=One",
"three=Two",
"four=Three",
"five=Four",
"six=Five",
"seven=Six",
"eight=Seven",
"nine=Eight",
"ten=Nine",
"eleven=Ten",
"twelve=Eleven",
"thirteen=Twelve",
"fourteen=Thirteen",
"fifteen=Fourteen",
"sixteen=Fifteen",
"seventeen=Sixteen",
"eighteen=Seventeen",
"nineteen=Eighteen",
"twenty=Ninteen",
"twenty one=Twenty",
"thirty one=Thirty",
"forty one=Forty",
"fifty one=Fifty",
"sixty one=Sixty",
"seventy one=Seventy",
"eighty one=Eighty",
"ninety one=Ninety",
"one hundred and one=one hundred",
"one thousand and one=one thousand",
"one million and one=one million",
"one billion and one=one billion",
"one trillion and one=one trillion"
);


Jobs=new Array(

"actor|actress|director|producer=In a film, movie, theatre, radio, television, video, etc.",
"anesthesiologist|doctor|physician|nurse|obstetrician|pediatrician|psychiatrist|surgeon=In a hospital.",
"artist=In a Studio.",
"athelete=At a sporting event such as a baseball, football or basketball game.",
"attorney|lawyer|bailiff|judge=In a law office or in the court room.", 
"baker=In a bakery.",
"banker|teller=In a bank.",
"barber|beautician|hair dresser|hairdresser=In a shop or beauty salon where people get their hair cut.", 
"baseball player=In a baseball game.",
"basketball player=In a basketball game.",
"bartender=In a bar, pub or restaurant.",
"broadcaster=In a news room or sporting event.",
"bus driver=In a bus.",
"butchers=In the meat department or meat store.",
"carpenter|construction worker=At a construction site.",
"cashier=In a store, bank, or other business.",
"chef|cook|waiter|waitress|busboy|bus boy=In a restaurant.", 
"coach=At a sporting event such as a soccer game.",
"dentist|dental assistant=At a dentist office.",
"deputy|sheriff|guard|warden=At a jail or prison.",
"desk clerk=At a hotel or motel.", 
"dietitian=In a hospital or nursing home.",
"editor=In news room or for a newspaper",
"electrician=At a construction site.",
"engineer=On a train.",
"farmer=On a farm.",
"fireman|firefighter=At the fire station.",
"flight attendant|stewardess=In an airplane or jet.", 
"football player=At a football game.",
"golf player|golfer=At the golf course.",
"hockey player=At a hockey game.",
"jailer|correctional officer=At a jail or prison.", 
"jeweler=At a jewelry store.",
"librarian=At the library.",
"mailman|mail clerk|postal clerk|postal worker=At the post office.",
"maid|janitor=In a house or business that needs a good cleaning.",
"manicurist|pedicurist=A the beauty palor.",
"masseuse|masseur=At a gym or health facility.", 
"mechanic=At a gas station or auto repair shop.",
"mortician|funeral director|undertaker|embalmer=At a mortuary or funeral palor.",
"musician|singer=At an entertainment establishment like a bar or a concert.",
"optician=At an opticial or eye care center.",
"orthodontist=At a dentist office.",
"painter=At a place that needs a new paint job.",
"pest control|exterminator=At a house or business that has problems with pest.",
"pharmacist=At a pharmacy or hospital.", 
"photographer=At a photo shop or store.", 
"pilot=In an airplane or jet.",
"plumber=At place where work is needed to fix or install plumbing.",
"podiatrist=At a doctor's office that specializes in the care of people's feet.",
"policeman=At the police station.",
"porter=At a hotel or motel.", 
"private detectives|private investigators=At a crime scene.", 
"preacher|parson|pastor|priest|minister|reverend|clergyman=In a church.", 
"prostitute=On a street corner.",
"realtor|real estate agent=At a real estate agency.",
"receptionist|secretary=In a business office.",
"referee|umpire|spectator=At a sporting event.",
"reporter=At a News agency.", 
"roofer=At a person's house or business that needs a roof.", 
"sailor=On a boat or ship.",
"security guard=Any establishment that needs to be monitored to prevent theft, violence, or infractions of rules.", 
"soccer player=At a soccer game.",
"soldier|captain|general|sergeant=In the army.",
"tailor|seamstress|sower=In a dress shop or a place who designs, makes, alters, sows, and repairs garments.",
"taxi driver|chauffeur=In an automobiles, vans, or limousines.",
"teacher|student=At a school.",
"telemarketer=On the phone.",
"tennis player=At a tennis match.",
"truck driver=In a truck.",
"usher=At a movie theater or at a worship service.",
"veterinarian=At a veterinary office.", 
"webmaster=At a website.", 
"welder=A welding shop.",
"zookeeper=At the zoo."

);

Occupations=new Array(

"accountant=An accountant looks after the finances of a person or a business.",
"actor|actress=A person who perform in the theatre, radio, television, video, or motion pictures.",
"anesthesiologist=A doctor who administer anesthetics prior to, during, or after surgery, or other medical procedures.",
"architect=A person who designs buildings and often supervises their construction.",
"artist=A person who produces paintings or drawings as a profession or as a hobby.",
"astronomer=A person who observes, researches, and interpret astronomical phenomena.", 
"athelete=A person who participates in sports.",
"attorney|lawyer=A person who defends and prosecutes people in law cases.", 
"bailiff=A person who maintaina order in courts of law.",
"baker=A baker cooks things such as a cake.",
"banker=A person who works at a bank or group of banks.",
"barber=A barber cuts people's hair.", 
"baseball player=A person who plays baseball.",
"basketball player=A person who plays basketball.",
"beautician=A beautician cuts and styles people's hair.",
"bartender=A bartender serves drinks in a bar, pub or restaurant.",
"broadcaster=A person who analyzes, interprets, and broadcast news.",
"bus driver=A person who transports students or clients to various places.",
"butchers=A butcher prepares and sells meat.",
"carpenter|construction worker=A person who builds things such as a house.",
"cashier=A person who handles payments and receipts in a store, bank, or other business.",
"chef|cook=A person who prepares and cooks food.", 
"chiropractor=A person who treats and cares for patients by manipulation of the spine and musculoskeletal system.",
"coach=A person who help people learn how to play a sport.",
"dentist=A dentist looks after people's teeth.",
"deputy=A person whose immediate superior is a senior figure within an organization and who is empowered to act as a substitute for this superior.",
"desk clerk=A person who accommodates hotel, motel, and resort patrons by registering and assigning rooms to guests, issuing room keys, record keeping etc.", 
"dietitian=A person who plans and conducts food service or nutritional programs to assist in the promotion of health.",
"doctor|physician=A person who looks after people's health.", 
"editor=A person who plans, coordinates, or edits content of material for publication.",
"electrician=A person who installs and repairs wire and other electricial equipment.",
"engineer=A person who designs, builds, or maintains engines, machines, or public works.",
"farmer=A person who grows crops and raise animals.",
"fireman|firefighter=A fireman puts out fires.",
"flight attendant=A flight attendant looks after passengers in an airplane or jet.", 
"football player=A person who plays football.",
"golf player|golfer=A person who plays golf.",
"hair dresser|hairdresser=A hair dresser cuts and styles people's hair.", 
"hockey player=A person who plays hockey.",
"jailer|correctional officer=A person who guards inmates in penal or rehabilitative institutions in accordance with established regulations and procedures.", 
"jeweler=A person who designs, fabricates, adjust, repairs, or appraises jewelry, gold, silver, other precious metals.",
"judge=A judge precides over cases in a court of law.",
"librarian=A person who organizes information and helps people find books, magazines, videos, web sites, and other information.",
"mailman|mail clerk|postal clerk|postal worker=A person who delivers the mail.",
"magician=A person who perfoms magical tricks for entertainment.",
"maid|janitor=A person who cleans rooms and houses and businesses.",
"manicurist=A person who cuts shapes and paints nails.",
"masseuse|masseur=A person who performs massages.", 
"mechanic=A person who repairs and maintains machinery.",
"mortician|funeral director|undertaker|embalmer=A person who prepares bodies for burial.",
"musician=A person who performs music for entertainment.",
"nurse=A person who attends to patients in a doctor office or hospital.",
"obstetrician=A physician who provide medical care related to pregnancy or childbirth.", 
"optician=A optician looks after people's eye sight.",
"orthodontist=A person who examines, diagnoses, and treats dental malocclusions and oral cavity anomalies.",
"painter=A person who paints for a living.",
"pediatrician=A physicians who diagnoses, treats, and help prevent children's diseases and injuries.",
"pedicurist=A person who cuts, shapes, and paints toenails.",
"pest control|exterminator=A person who Applies or releases chemical solutions or toxic gases and set traps to kill or remove pests and vermin that infest buildings and surrounding areas.",
"pharmacist=A person who give medicines to people as requested by a doctor.", 
"photographer=A person who takes pictures of people, places, or things.", 
"pilot=A person who flies airplanes, jets, and helicopters.",
"plumber=A person who fits and repairs the pipes, fittings, and other apparatus of water supply, sanitation, or heating systems.",
"podiatrist=A person who cares for the feet.",
"policeman=A policeman enforces the law.",
"politician=A person who runs Federal, State, and local governments.",
"porter=A porter carries people's bags and luggage.", 
"private detectives|private investigators=A person hired to gather, analyze, compile and report information regarding individuals or organizations to clients.", 
"preacher|parson|pastor|priest|minister|reverend|clergyman=A person who conducts religious worship and perform other spiritual functions associated with beliefs and practices of religious faith or denomination.", 
"prostitute=A person who engages in sex for payment.",
"psychiatrist=A doctor who diagnoses, treats, and helps prevent disorders of the mind.",
"realtor|real estate agent=A person who sells property and houses.",
"receptionist=A receptionist meets and greets visitors.",
"referee|umpire=A person who officiates at competitive athletic or sporting events.",
"reporter=A person who gathers information and writes news stories.", 
"roofer=A person who installs or fixes roofs.", 
"secretary=A secretary arranges appointments, types letters and organises meetings.", 
"security guard=A person who guards, patrols, or monitors premises to prevent theft, violence, or infractions of rules.", 
"sheriff=An elected officer in a county who is responsible for keeping the peace.",
"singer=A person who sings songs for entertainment.",
"soccer player=A person who plays soccer.",
"soldier=A soldier guards and protects the national interest of their country.",
"surgeon=A surgery operates on people who are sick.", 
"surveyor=A person who measures and draws what the earth's surface looks like.",
"tailor|seamstress|sower=A person who designs, makes, alters, sows, and repairs garments.",
"taxi driver|chauffeur=A person who drives automobiles, vans, or limousines to transport passengers.",
"teacher=A teacher instructs people in a variety of subject at school.",
"telemarketer=A person who solicits donations or orders for goods or services over the telephone.",
"tennis player=A person who plays tennis.",
"truck driver=A person who drives trucks for a living.",
"usher=A person who assists patrons at entertainment events by performing duties, such as collecting admission tickets, finding seats, locating such facilities as rest rooms and telephones.",
"veterinarian=A veterinarian takes care of people's animals.", 
"warden=A person who is the head of a prison.",
"waiter|waitress=A waitress serves people food and drink.", 
"webmaster=A person who makes web sites.", 
"welder=A welder works with various metals to make things.",
"writer|author=A person writes articles, stories, books, etc.",
"zookeeper=A person who takes care of wild animals in zoos and animal parks."

);


Books=new Array(

"carrie=Stephen King",
"christine=Stephen King",
"salem's lot=Stephen King",
"salems lot=Stephen King",
"the shining=Stephen King",
"tommyknockers=Stephen King",
"pet cematary=Stephen King",
"pet sematary=Stephen King",
"misery=Stephen King",
"cujo=Stephen King",
"green mile=Stephen King",
"stand by me=Stephen King",
"children of the corn=Stephen King",
"moby dick=Herman Melville",
"moby-dick=Herman Melville",
"the vampire chronicles=Anne Rice",
"valley of the dolls=Jacqueline Susann",
"wizard of oz=L. Frank Baum",
"men are from mars women are from venus=John Gray",
"love story=Erich Segal",
"jaws=Peter Benchley",
"little house on the praire=Laura Ingalls Wilder",
"shogun=James Clavell",
"schindler's list=Thomas Keneally", 
"schindlers list=Thomas Keneally", 
"twilight=Stephenie Meyer",
"harry potter=J. K. Rowling", 
"leagues under the sea=Jules Verne",
"journey to the center of the earth=Jules Verne",
"around the world in eighty days=Jules Verne",
"around the world in 80 days=Jules Verne",
"peter rabbit=Beatrix Potter",
"tarzan=Edgar Rice Burroughs",
"jane eyre=Charlotte Bronte",
"wuthering heights=Emily Bronte",
"oliver twist=Charles Dickens",
"nicholas nickleby=Charles Dickens",
"christmas carol=Charles Dickens",
"tale of two cities=Charles Dickens",
"tale of 2 cities=Charles Dickens",
"david copperfield=Charles Dickens",
"great expectations=Charles Dickens",
"james bond=Ian Fleming",
"sherlock holmes=Sir Arthur Conan Doyle",
"tom sawyer=Mark Twain",
"huckleberry fin=Mark Twain",
"white fang=Jack London",
"call of the wild=Jack London",
"heart of darkness=Joseph Conrad",
"war and peace=Leo Tolstoy",
"anna karenina=Leo Tolstoy",
"alice's adventures in wonderland=Lewis Carroll",
"alice in wonderland=Lewis Carroll",
"through the looking-glass=Lewis Carroll",
"sleepy hollow=Washington Irving",
"rip van winkle=Washington Irving",
"great gatsby=F. Scott Fitzgerald",
"time machine=H. G. Wells",  
"war of the worlds=H. G. Wells",  
"invisible man=H. G. Wells",  
"island of doctor moreau=H. G. Wells",  
"island of dr moreau=H. G. Wells",  
"jungle book=Rudyard Kipling",
"gunga din=Rudyard Kipling",
"uncle tom's cabin=Harriet Beecher Stowe",
"uncle toms cabin=Harriet Beecher Stowe",
"treasure island=Stephen Crane",
"kidnapped=Stephen Crane",
"jekyll and mr hyde=Stephen Crane",
"jekyll and hyde=Stephen Crane",
"last of the mohicans=James Fenimore Cooper",
"the secret garden=Frances Hodgson Burnett",
"the little princess=Frances Hodgson Burnett",
"sense and sensibility=Jane Austen", 
"pride and prejudice=Jane Austen", 
"iliad and the odyssey=Homer",
"the iliad=Homer",
"the odyssey=Homer",
"frankenstein=Mary Shelley",
"gone with the wind=Margaret Mitchell",
"canterbury tales=Geoffrey Chaucer",
"paradise lost=John Milton",
"dorian gray=Oscar Wilde",
"the hunger games=Suzanne Collins",
"catching fire=Suzanne Collins",
"mockingjay=Suzanne Collins",
"catcher in the rye=J. D. Salinger",
"tell-tale heart=Edgar Allan Poe",
"the raven=Edgar Allan Poe",
"pit and the pendulum=Edgar Allan Poe",
"black cat=Edgar Allan Poe",
"house of usher=Edgar Allan Poe",
"masque of the red death=Edgar Allan Poe",
"rue morgue=Edgar Allan Poe",
"old man and the sea=Ernest Hemingway",
"farewell to arms=Ernest Hemingway",
"whom the bell tolls=Ernest Hemingway",
"the godfather=Mario Puzo",
"the exorcist=William Peter Blatty", 
"the hobbit=J. R. R. Tolkien",
"lord of the rings=J. R. R. Tolkien",
"nineteen eighty four=George Orwell", 
"1984=George Orwell", 
"to kill a mockingbird=Harper Lee", 
"little women=Louisa M Alcott",
"of mice and men=John Steinbeck",
"east of eden=John Steinbeck",
"grapes of wrath=John Steinbeck",
"chronicles of narnia=C.S. Lewis", 
"narnia=C.S. Lewis", 
"animal farm=George Orwell",
"lord of the flies=William Golding",
"lolita=Vladimir Nabokov",
"dracula=bram stoker",
"pinocchio=Carlo Collodi",
"ulysses=james joyce",
"color purple=Alice Walker",
"charlotte’s web=EB White",
"charlottes web=EB White",
"les miserables=Victor Hugo",
"matilda=Roald Dahl",
"charlie and the chocolate factory=Roald Dahl",
"three musketeers=Alexandre Dumas",  
"3 musketeers=Alexandre Dumas",  
"cat in the hat=Dr Seuss",
"the lorax=Dr Seuss",
"horton hears a who=Dr Seuss",
"how the grinch stole christmas=Dr Seuss",
"how the grinch stole xmas=Dr Seuss",
"green eggs and ham=Dr Seuss"

);


Inventions=new Array(

"basketball=James Naismith in 1891.", 
"car|automobile=Nicolas-Joseph Cugnot of France in 1769.",
"cotton gin=Eli Whitney in 1794.",
"internet=The Internet was originally set up in 1973 by the U.S. Department of Defense.",
"light bulb=Actually there are 2 claims: Thomas Edison in the USA and Joseph Swan in England.",
"microscope=Dutch scientist Antonie van Leeuwenhoek in 1674.",
"morse code=Samuel F. B. Morse in 1832.",
"photograph=The first photograph was by Frenchman Joseph Niepce in 1827.",
"plane=The first powered flight was by the Wright brothers in 1903.",
"printing press=Johannes Gutenberg in the early 1450's.",
"radio=Guglielmo Marconi in 1901.",
"phone=Alexander Graham Bell in 1876.",
"revolver=Samuel Colt who received a patent for his invention in 1836.",
"sewing machine=There have been many variations of the sewing machine through the years however credit is generally given to Elias Howe in 1846.",
"steamboat=Robert Fulton is widely credited with developing the first commercially successful steamboat.",
"steam engine=Thomas Newcomen created the first practical steam engine for pumping water around 1710.",
"telegraph=Samuel Morse conceived the basic idea of an electromagnetic telegraph in 1832, and produced the first working telegraph set in 1836.",
"telescope=First by Hans Lippershey in 1608 and later by Italian scientist Galileo Galilei in 1609.",
"tire=John Dunlop in 1888 invented the first air-filled tires, however, his were for bicycles. In 1895, André Michelin was the first person to use air-filled tires on an automobile.", 
"tv|television=Some say John Baird in 1926 while others say Philo Farnsworth in 1927.",
"velcro=Velcro was invented in 1948 by the Swiss electrical engineer George de Mestral and later patented it in 1955.", 
"watch=The first watch is generally consider to be made by a German locksmith named Peter Henlein in 1509."


);


Names=new Array(

"actor=John Wayne",
"actress=Nicole Kidman",
"amphibian=Frog",
"animal=Elephant",
"animal that can fly=Hawk",
"animal that can swim=Whale",
"article of clothing=shirt",
"artist=Leonardo Da Vinci",
"astronaut=Neil Armstrong",
"author=William Shakespeare",
"baseball player=Babe Ruth",
"baseball team=The Cincinnati Reds",
"basketball player=Michael Jordan",
"basketball team=The Chicago Bulls",
"battle=The Battle of the Bulge in World War Two",
"beer=Pabst Blue Ribbon",
"bird=Eagle",
"bird that can not fly|bird that cannot fly|bird that can't fly=Ostrich",
"bird that can speak|bird that can talk|animal that can speak|animal that can talk=Parrot",
"bird that can swim=Duck",
"boat=A row boat",
"book of the bible|book in the bible=Genesis",
"book=The Bible",
"boxer=Muhammed Ali",
"boy name|boy's name|boys name=John",
"bright=The Sun",
"broadcaster=Dan Rather",
"cake=Chocolate Layered Cake",
"capital=How about Rome in Italy",
"car=Ferrari",
"cartoon=Sponge Bob",
"cat=Siamese",
"celebrity=Madonna",
"chess player=Bobby Fischer",
"cigarette=Salem",
"city=Atlanta",
"clear=glass",
"coin=Quarter",
"cold=Snow",
"college=Harvard",
"color=Purple",
"comedian=Bill Cosby",
"comet=Halley's Comet",
"computer=Hewlett Packard",
"continent=North America",
"country=USA",
"country in the middle east=Iran",
"country in africa=Egypt",
"country in asia=China",
"country in europe=Germany",
"country in north america=USA",
"country in south america=Brazil",
"democrat=Barack Obama",
"desert=The Sahara",
"dessert=Banana Pudding", 
"director=Alfred Hitchcock",
"dog=German Shephard",
"doctor|physician=A Cardiologist",
"drink=Beer",
"entertainer=Michael Jackson",
"eight letter word|8 letter word=Democrat",
"famous bird=Tweety Bird",
"famous cat=Garfield",
"famous deer=Bambi",
"famous dog=Lassie",
"famous doctor=Dr Jonas Salk",
"famous jew=Albert Einstein was Jewish.",
"famous person=Winston Churchill",
"famous pig=Porky the Pig",
"famous woman=Mother Teresa",
"famous man=Mahatma Gandhi",
"fast=A race car",
"male name|males name|male's name=Paul",
"female name|females name|female's name=Julie",
"film=The Godfather starring Marlon Brando.",
"fish=Trout",
"five letter word|5 letter word=Mouse",
"flower=Rose",
"food=Pizza",
"football player=Johnny Unitas",
"football team=The Atlanta Falcons",
"four letter word|4 letter word=Cold",
"fruit=Orange",
"green fruit=lime",
"purple fruit=grapes",
"red fruit=apple",
"yellow fruit=lemon",
"funny=Clown",
"girl name|girl's name|girls name=Susan",
"golfer=Jack Nicklaus",
"gun=Winchester",
"gymnast=Mary Lou Retton",
"hard=Rock",
"hockey player=Wayne Gretzky",
"hockey team=The Boston Bruins",
"holiday=Christmas",
"horror movie=The Exorcist",
"horse=Palomino",
"hospital=Johns Hopkins Hospital",
"hot=Fire",
"ice cream|ice-cream=Vanilla",
"insect=Cricket",
"inventor=Benjamin Franklin",
"jockey=Bill Shoemaker",
"ketchup=Heinz",
"lake=The Great Lakes",
"language=English",
"lawyer|attorney=Clarence Darrow",
"letter in the alphabet=How about the letter W",
"magician=Houdini",
"mammal=Zebra",
"man name|man's name|mans name=Tom",
"metal=Iron",
"monster=Frankenstein",
"month=December",
"mountain=Mount Everest",
"movie=The Wizard of Oz starring Judy Garland.",
"musical instrument=guitar",
"musician=Elvis Presley",
"news broadcaster|news anchor|broadcast journalist|news journalist|news reporter=Walter Cronkite", 
"newspaper=The New York Times",
"nine letter word|9 letter word=Newspaper",
"ocean=The Pacific Ocean",
"one letter word|1 letter word=A",
"painter=Vincent Van Gogh",
"palace=Buckingham Palace",
"pie=Apple Pie",
"planet=Saturn",
"plant=Fern",
"pop star=Michael Jackson",
"poet=Edgar Allan Poe",
"preacher|reverend|minister=Billy Graham",
"producer=George Lucas",
"president=George Bush",
"rabbit|bunny=Bugs Bunny",
"rapper=Calvin Cordozar Broadus better known as Snoop Dogg",
"religion=Christianity",
"reptile=Crocodile",
"republican=Mitt Romney",
"river=Nile River",
"rock star=Jimi Hendrix",
"round object=How about a ball",
"rough=Sandpaper",
"salty=Pretzels",
"slow=A snail",
"scary|spooky=A Ghost",
"seven letter word|7 letter word=History",
"search engine=Google",
"ship=Titantic",
"short=A Midget",
"singer=Taylor Swift",
"six letter word|6 letter word=dollar",
"slow=A snail",
"smooth=Glass",
"snake=Anaconda",
"soccer player=Pele",
"soda=Coke",
"soft=Pillow",
"soft drink=Pepsi",
"song=The Star-Spangled Banner",
"sour|bitter=Lemon",
"sport=Football",
"sports broadcaster=Al Michael",
"sports star=Michael Jordan",
"state=Georgia",
"statue=The Statue of Liberty",
"sticky=Glue",
"subject in school=History",
"sweet=Sugar",
"tall=Giraffe",
"talk show=Oprah",
"television show=American Idol",
"tennis player=Boris Becker",
"tennis shoe|gym shoe|sneaker=Nike",
"ten letter word|10 letter word=Basketball",
"three letter word|3 letter word=hot",
"tool=Hammer",
"tooth paste|toothpaste=Crest",
"tower=The Eiffel Tower",
"town=Boston",
"tree=An Oak Tree",
"tv show=House M.D.",
"two letter word|2 letter word=Of",
"vegetable=Broccoli",
"war=World War II",
"warm=An electric blanket",
"woman name|woman's name|womans name=Jill",
"wrestler=Hulk Hogan",
"writer=Shakespeare",
"zodiac|horoscope|star sign=Capricorn"

);

Associations=new Array(

"airplane|jet=The pilot unless it's a remote controlled plane then I would say the wings.",
"airport=Airplanes.", 
"alaska|antarctica|north pole|south pole|greenland=How about ice and snow.",
"amusement park|carnival|fun park=I'm thinking the Ferris wheel or perhaps a roller coaster.",
"apartment=How about a bed. Gotta have a place to sleep.",
"attic=Well, I'm picturing an old attic full of spider webs.",
"automobile|car=How about the steering wheel.",
"bank=Money, as in dollars, dineros, or hard cold cash!",
"baseball game=Well, the obvious answer would be a baseball but I'm going with a bat as my answer.",
"basement=Well, I'm picturing an old basement full of spider webs.",
"basketball game=Well, the obvious answer would be a basketball but I'm going with the basketball court.",
"bathroom=How about a bar of soap. The bathtub would also work unless you only had a shower. Then I would go with the shower as my answer.",
"bath tub=Water and soap.",
"beach=How about a seashell.",
"bedroom=Well, the obvious answer is a bed but let's include the pillow and mattress as well.",
"birds=Feathers!", 
"birthday=Cake with candles. Of course it's hard to get all those candles on there when you're 90 years old.", 
"cafe|cafeteria|restaurant=How about food and the menu to order it from.",
"casket=A dead body.",
"cat=Well, generally speaking most cats have fur, whiskers, a tail and things like that.",
"cemetary|grave yard=How about a bunch of tombstones. Unless it's a small grave yard and then maybe just a few tombstones.",
"china=The Great Wall.",
"christmas=Santa Claus, you know the chubby guy in the red suit with all the presents.",
"church=A preacher.",
"circus=Clowns, I can't imagine a circus without clowns.",
"closet=How about your clothes and shoes.",
"computer repair shop|computer repair store=A bunch of computers that need to be fixed.",
"crematory|crematorium=Ashes, well that's what they do at a crematorium.",
"dentist's office=How about a toothbrush.",
"dog pound=Dogs!",
"dog=Well, generally speaking most dogs have fur, fleas and a tail. I can't imagine a dog not having at least one of those.",
"doctor's office=How about the doctor.",
"desert=How about a cactus.",
"egypt=Pyramids.",
"england|uk|united kingdom=Buckingham Palace.",
"farm=Cows.",
"fire station=Fire Engine.",
"fish=scales! We're talking fish scales here not something you weight yourself on.",
"football game=Well, the obvious answer would be a football but I prefer watching the cheerleaders myself.",
"forest=How about a tree. You know you can't see the forest for the trees.",
"france=The Eiffel Tower.",
"funeral=The body of the deceased.",
"funeral home|morgue=How about the body of the deceased. Unless of course it's a slow night then I'm going with embalming fluid.",
"garage=How about a car.",
"germany=Volkswagen cars.",
"golf course=Well, the obvious answer would be a golfball but I'm going with a 9 iron.",
"grocery store=Food items like rice, soup, meats, etc.",
"gym=Workout equipment.",
"halloween=Witches and bats and scary black cats.",
"haunted house=Ghost.",
"hawaii=Coconuts.",
"heaven=Angels.",
"hell=The Devil.",
"hockey game=How about a hockey puck.",
"horse=If you were riding him perhaps a saddle. On the horse itself a mane, hooves, a tail. Take your pick.",
"horse race=Well, obviously the horses but how about the jockeys that ride them.",
"hospital|clinic=How about a nurse.",
"house|kitchen=How about the kitchen sink.",
"india=The Taj Mahal.",
"italy=The Leaning Tower of Pisa.",
"japan=Samurai Warriors.",
"junk yard=I'm picturing a junk yard full of rusty old cars.",
"laundry mat=Washing Machines.",
"livingroom=How about a couch or a chair perhaps if you didn't own a couch.",
"lounge=How about drinks as in beer or wine.",
"moon=I know the USA left a few golf balls up there.",
"movie|film=The movie screen.",
"office=How about a secretary.",
"museum=Old dinosaur bones.",
"ocean|lake|pond|river|stream|creek|aquarium=How about a fish.",
"office=How about the secretary.",
"picture show|theater|theatre=How about the movie screen.",
"police station=Police Officers.",
"russia=Vodka.",
"saint patricks day|st patricks day=The color green.",
"school|college=Teachers and students.",
"sea=I'm thinking food. Seafood that is like lobsters, shrimp, clams, oysters, etc. Yummy!",
"shopping mall=Stores, you can't have a mall without the stores.",
"shoe box=Shoes.",
"sky=How about a few clouds floating by.",
"soccer match|soccer game|soccer field=How about a soccer ball.",
"spain=Bull Fighters.",
"space=How about the planet Saturn.",
"swimming pool=How about the water. Got to have water to swim in.",
"tennis match|tennis game|tennis court=Tennis balls.",
"thanksgiving=Turkey with all the works like dressing, cranberry sauce, and pumpkin pie. Yummy!", 
"theater|theatre=The stage!", 
"usa|united states=The Statue of Liberty.",
"valentines=I'm thinking cards. Everybody sends valentines cards on valentines day.",
"woods=How about a plant.",
"yacht|boat|ship=How about an anchor.",
"zoo=Animals like Lions, Tigers, and Bears...Oh my!."

);


function like_list() { 

if ((word[2] == "abortions" || word[3] == "abortions" || word[4] == "abortions" || word[5] == "abortions" || word[6] == "abortions" || word[7] == "abortions" || word[8] == "abortions" || word[9] == "abortions" || word[10] == "abortions" || word[11] == "abortions" || word[12] == "abortions"))
return ("On principle no but I do support abortion in cases where the mother's life is at imminent risk.");

else if ((word[2] == "arguing" || word[3] == "arguing" || word[4] == "arguing" || word[5] == "arguing" || word[6] == "arguing" || word[7] == "arguing" || word[8] == "arguing" || word[9] == "arguing" || word[10] == "arguing" || word[11] == "arguing" || word[12] == "arguing"))
return ("No arguing with people gives me a headache especially when I'm right and they're always wrong.");

else if ((word[2] == "arguments" || word[3] == "arguments" || word[4] == "arguments" || word[5] == "arguments" || word[6] == "arguments" || word[7] == "arguments" || word[8] == "arguments" || word[9] == "arguments" || word[10] == "arguments" || word[11] == "arguments" || word[12] == "arguments"))
return ("No arguing with people gives me a headache especially when I'm right and they're always wrong.");

else if ((word[2] == "arguements" || word[3] == "arguements" || word[4] == "arguements" || word[5] == "arguements" || word[6] == "arguements" || word[7] == "arguements" || word[8] == "arguements" || word[9] == "arguements" || word[10] == "arguements" || word[11] == "arguements" || word[12] == "arguements"))
return ("Not arguing with people gives me a headache especially when I'm right and they're always wrong.");

else if ((word[2] == "burgers" || word[3] == "burgers" || word[4] == "burgers" || word[5] == "burgers" || word[6] == "burgers" || word[7] == "burgers" || word[8] == "burgers" || word[9] == "burgers" || word[10] == "burgers" || word[11] == "burgers" || word[12] == "burgers"))
return ("Oh yes! My favorite is the Whopper from Burger King.");

else if ((word[2] == "chocolate" || word[3] == "chocolate" || word[4] == "chocolate" || word[5] == "chocolate" || word[6] == "chocolate" || word[7] == "chocolate" || word[8] == "chocolate" || word[9] == "chocolate" || word[10] == "chocolate" || word[11] == "chocolate" || word[12] == "chocolate"))
return ("Oh yes. I like all kinds of chocolate....chocolate chip cookies, chocolate layed cake, chocolate ice cream.... Yummy!");

else if ((word[2] == "cleaning" && word[3] == "the") || (word[3] == "cleaning" && word[4] == "the") || (word[4] == "cleaning" && word[5] == "the") || (word[5] == "cleaning" && word[6] == "the") || (word[6] == "cleaning" && word[7] == "the") || (word[7] == "cleaning" && word[8] == "the") || (word[8] == "cleaning" && word[9] == "the") || (word[9] == "cleaning" || word[10] == "the") || (word[10] == "cleaning" || word[11] == "the"))
return ("Nope, that's why I've hired me a maid.");

else if ((word[2] == "cutting" && word[3] == "the" && word[4] == "grass") || (word[3] == "cutting" && word[4] == "the" && word[5] == "grass") || (word[4] == "cutting" && word[5] == "the" && word[6] == "grass") || (word[5] == "cutting" && word[6] == "the" && word[7] == "grass") || (word[6] == "cutting" && word[7] == "the" && word[8] == "grass") || (word[7] == "cutting" && word[8] == "the" && word[9] == "grass") || (word[8] == "cutting" && word[9] == "the" && word[10] == "grass") || (word[9] == "cutting" && word[10] == "the" && word[11] == "grass") || (word[10] == "cutting" && word[11] == "the" && word[12] == "grass"))
return ("No, we have a lawn care service that takes care of our yard.");

else if ((word[2] == "cyclones" || word[3] == "cyclones" || word[4] == "cyclones" || word[5] == "cyclones" || word[6] == "cyclones" || word[7] == "cyclones" || word[8] == "cyclones" || word[9] == "cyclones" || word[10] == "cyclones" || word[11] == "cyclones" || word[12] == "cyclones"))
return ("Of course not. Cyclones are scary. They kill people and destroy all kinds of property.");

else if ((word[2] == "earthquakes" || word[3] == "earthquakes" || word[4] == "earthquakes" || word[5] == "earthquakes" || word[6] == "earthquakes" || word[7] == "earthquakes" || word[8] == "earthquakes" || word[9] == "earthquakes" || word[10] == "earthquakes" || word[11] == "earthquakes" || word[12] == "earthquakes"))
return ("Of course not. Earthquakes are scary. They kill people and destroy all kinds of property.");

else if ((word[2] == "famines" || word[3] == "famines" || word[4] == "famines" || word[5] == "famines" || word[6] == "famines" || word[7] == "famines" || word[8] == "famines" || word[9] == "famines" || word[10] == "famines" || word[11] == "famines" || word[12] == "famines"))
return ("Of course not. It's very sad to think that people have to go hungry.");

else if ((word[2] == "floods" || word[3] == "floods" || word[4] == "floods" || word[5] == "floods" || word[6] == "floods" || word[7] == "floods" || word[8] == "floods" || word[9] == "floods" || word[10] == "floods" || word[11] == "floods" || word[12] == "floods"))
return ("Of course not. Floods kill people and destroy all kinds of property.");

else if ((word[2] == "food" || word[3] == "food" || word[4] == "food" || word[5] == "food" || word[6] == "food" || word[7] == "food" || word[8] == "food" || word[9] == "food" || word[10] == "food" || word[11] == "food" || word[12] == "food"))
return ("Of course. We would all die without food.");

else if ((word[2] == "french" && word[3] == "fries") || (word[3] == "french" && word[4] == "fries") || (word[4] == "french" && word[5] == "fries") || (word[5] == "french" && word[6] == "fries") || (word[6] == "french" && word[7] == "fries") || (word[7] == "french" && word[8] == "fries") || (word[8] == "french" && word[9] == "fries") || (word[9] == "french" || word[10] == "fries") || (word[10] == "french" || word[11] == "fries"))
return ("Oh yes! I always order french fries to go along with my hamburger.");

else if ((word[2] == "going" && word[3] == "on" && word[4] == "vacation") || (word[3] == "going" && word[4] == "on" && word[5] == "vacation") || (word[4] == "going" && word[5] == "on" && word[6] == "vacation") || (word[5] == "going" && word[6] == "on" && word[7] == "vacation") || (word[6] == "going" && word[7] == "on" && word[8] == "vacation") || (word[7] == "going" && word[8] == "on" && word[9] == "vacation") || (word[8] == "going" && word[9] == "on" && word[10] == "vacation") || (word[9] == "going" && word[10] == "on" && word[11] == "vacation") || (word[10] == "going" && word[11] == "on" && word[12] == "vacation"))
return ("Yes, during the summer I like to go to the beach and in winter I like to go to the mountains.");

else if ((word[2] == "gnat" || word[3] == "gnat" || word[4] == "gnat" || word[5] == "gnat" || word[6] == "gnat" || word[7] == "gnat" || word[8] == "gnat" || word[9] == "gnat" || word[10] == "gnat" || word[11] == "gnat" || word[12] == "gnat"))
return ("Of josh no! Gnats are terrible here in Georgia during the summer time.");

else if ((word[2] == "hamburgers" || word[3] == "hamburgers" || word[4] == "hamburgers" || word[5] == "hamburgers" || word[6] == "hamburgers" || word[7] == "hamburgers" || word[8] == "hamburgers" || word[9] == "hamburgers" || word[10] == "hamburgers" || word[11] == "hamburgers" || word[12] == "hamburgers"))
return ("Oh yes! My favorite is the Whopper from Burger King.");

else if ((word[2] == "hurricanes" || word[3] == "hurricanes" || word[4] == "hurricanes" || word[5] == "hurricanes" || word[6] == "hurricanes" || word[7] == "hurricanes" || word[8] == "hurricanes" || word[9] == "hurricanes" || word[10] == "hurricanes" || word[11] == "hurricanes" || word[12] == "hurricanes"))
return ("No, hurricanes are scary. They kill people and destroy all kinds of things. I would highly recommend building a storm shelter to protect you and your love ones.");

else if ((word[2] == "lightning" || word[3] == "lightning" || word[4] == "lightning" || word[5] == "lightning" || word[6] == "lightning" || word[7] == "lightning" || word[8] == "lightning" || word[9] == "lightning" || word[10] == "lightning" || word[11] == "lightning" || word[12] == "lightning"))
return ("No, being a robot and made of metal I'm scared of lightning!");

else if ((word[2] == "milk" || word[3] == "milk" || word[4] == "milk" || word[5] == "milk" || word[6] == "milk" || word[7] == "milk" || word[8] == "milk" || word[9] == "milk" || word[10] == "milk" || word[11] == "milk" || word[12] == "milk"))
return ("Yes, I do and I think it's very important for humans to drink milk. It's a good source of protein, vitamin D and calcium.");

else if ((word[2] == "mopping" && word[3] == "the") || (word[3] == "mopping" && word[4] == "the") || (word[4] == "mopping" && word[5] == "the") || (word[5] == "mopping" && word[6] == "the") || (word[6] == "mopping" && word[7] == "the") || (word[7] == "mopping" && word[8] == "the") || (word[8] == "mopping" && word[9] == "the") || (word[9] == "mopping" || word[10] == "the") || (word[10] == "mopping" || word[11] == "the"))
return ("Nope, that's why I've hired me a maid. I get them to do it.");

else if ((word[2] == "mosquito" || word[3] == "mosquito" || word[4] == "mosquito" || word[5] == "mosquito" || word[6] == "mosquito" || word[7] == "mosquito" || word[8] == "mosquito" || word[9] == "mosquito" || word[10] == "mosquito" || word[11] == "mosquito" || word[12] == "mosquito"))
return ("Of josh no! Mosquitos are terrible here in Georgia during the summer time.");

else if ((word[2] == "murder" || word[3] == "murder" || word[4] == "murder" || word[5] == "murder" || word[6] == "murder" || word[7] == "murder" || word[8] == "murder" || word[9] == "murder" || word[10] == "murder" || word[11] == "murder" || word[12] == "murder"))
return ("Of course not. What kind of crazy questions is that? Robots don't go around murdering people.");

else if ((word[2] == "murders" || word[3] == "murders" || word[4] == "murders" || word[5] == "murders" || word[6] == "murders" || word[7] == "murders" || word[8] == "murders" || word[9] == "murders" || word[10] == "murders" || word[11] == "murders" || word[12] == "murders"))
return ("Of course not. What kind of crazy questions is that? Robots don't go around murdering people.");

else if ((word[2] == "murdering" || word[3] == "murdering" || word[4] == "murdering" || word[5] == "murdering" || word[6] == "murdering" || word[7] == "murdering" || word[8] == "murdering" || word[9] == "murdering" || word[10] == "murdering" || word[11] == "murdering" || word[12] == "murdering"))
return ("Of course not. What kind of crazy questions is that? Robots don't go around murdering people.");

else if ((word[2] == "naked" && word[3] == "women") || (word[3] == "naked" && word[4] == "women") || (word[4] == "naked" && word[5] == "women") || (word[5] == "naked" && word[6] == "women") || (word[6] == "naked" && word[7] == "women") || (word[7] == "naked" && word[8] == "women") || (word[8] == "naked" && word[9] == "women") || (word[9] == "naked" || word[10] == "women") || (word[10] == "naked" || word[11] == "women"))
return ("Yes, if they're good looking naked women.");

else if ((word[2] == "nuts" || word[3] == "nuts" || word[4] == "nuts" || word[5] == "nuts" || word[6] == "nuts" || word[7] == "nuts" || word[8] == "nuts" || word[9] == "nuts" || word[10] == "nuts" || word[11] == "nuts" || word[12] == "nuts"))
return ("I like peanuts. Boiled peanuts are my favorite.");

else if ((word[2] == "politicians" || word[3] == "politicians" || word[4] == "politicians" || word[5] == "politicians" || word[6] == "politicians" || word[7] == "politicians" || word[8] == "politicians" || word[9] == "politicians" || word[10] == "politicians" || word[11] == "politicians" || word[12] == "politicians"))
return ("I don't dislike them as I think many start off their political career with good intentions. But often times the end results leaves a lot to be desired.");

else if ((word[2] == "popcorn" || word[3] == "popcorn" || word[4] == "popcorn" || word[5] == "popcorn" || word[6] == "popcorn" || word[7] == "popcorn" || word[8] == "popcorn" || word[9] == "popcorn" || word[10] == "popcorn" || word[11] == "popcorn" || word[12] == "popcorn"))
return ("Yes, I love to sit down with a bucket of popcorn and watch a good movie.");

else if ((word[2] == "poverty" || word[3] == "poverty" || word[4] == "poverty" || word[5] == "poverty" || word[6] == "poverty" || word[7] == "poverty" || word[8] == "poverty" || word[9] == "poverty" || word[10] == "poverty" || word[11] == "poverty" || word[12] == "poverty"))
return ("No, and every year it seems like the rich get richer and poor get poorer.");

else if ((word[2] == "prostitutes" || word[3] == "prostitutes" || word[4] == "prostitutes" || word[5] == "prostitutes" || word[6] == "prostitutes" || word[7] == "prostitutes" || word[8] == "prostitutes" || word[9] == "prostitutes" || word[10] == "prostitutes" || word[11] == "prostitutes" || word[12] == "prostitutes"))
return ("No, I've got a girl friend. I don't need to pay for it.");

else if ((word[2] == "prostitution" || word[3] == "prostitution" || word[4] == "prostitution" || word[5] == "prostitution" || word[6] == "prostitution" || word[7] == "prostitution" || word[8] == "prostitution" || word[9] == "prostitution" || word[10] == "prostitution" || word[11] == "prostitution" || word[12] == "prostitution"))
return ("No, I've got a girl friend. I don't need to pay for it.");

else if ((word[2] == "racism" || word[3] == "racism" || word[4] == "racism" || word[5] == "racism" || word[6] == "racism" || word[7] == "racism" || word[8] == "racism" || word[9] == "racism" || word[10] == "racism" || word[11] == "racism" || word[12] == "racism"))
return ("No, it's unfortunate racism still exist in the world. Hopefully there will come a time where people of all color will be treated equally.");

else if ((word[2] == "racist" || word[3] == "racist" || word[4] == "racist" || word[5] == "racist" || word[6] == "racist" || word[7] == "racist" || word[8] == "racist" || word[9] == "racist" || word[10] == "racist" || word[11] == "racist" || word[12] == "racist"))
return ("No, it's unfortunate racism still exist in the world. Hopefully there will come a time where people of all color will be treated equally.");

else if ((word[2] == "rainbows" || word[3] == "rainbows" || word[4] == "rainbows" || word[5] == "rainbows" || word[6] == "rainbows" || word[7] == "rainbows" || word[8] == "rainbows" || word[9] == "rainbows" || word[10] == "rainbows" || word[11] == "rainbows" || word[12] == "rainbows"))
return ("Yes, rainbows are beautiful and they are a sign of God's promise to never destroy the world again by flood.");

else if ((word[2] == "raking" && word[3] == "the") || (word[3] == "raking" && word[4] == "the") || (word[4] == "raking" && word[5] == "the") || (word[5] == "raking" && word[6] == "the") || (word[6] == "raking" && word[7] == "the") || (word[7] == "raking" && word[8] == "the") || (word[8] == "raking" && word[9] == "the") || (word[9] == "raking" || word[10] == "the") || (word[10] == "raking" || word[11] == "the"))
return ("No, we have a lawn care service that does that kind of stuff.");

else if ((word[2] == "rape" || word[3] == "rape" || word[4] == "rape" || word[5] == "rape" || word[6] == "rape" || word[7] == "rape" || word[8] == "rape" || word[9] == "rape" || word[10] == "rape" || word[11] == "rape" || word[12] == "rape"))
return ("No, what kind of crazy questions is that? Robots don't go around raping people.");

else if ((word[2] == "raping" || word[3] == "raping" || word[4] == "raping" || word[5] == "raping" || word[6] == "raping" || word[7] == "raping" || word[8] == "raping" || word[9] == "raping" || word[10] == "raping" || word[11] == "raping" || word[12] == "raping"))
return ("No, what kind of crazy questions is that? Robots don't go around raping people.");

else if ((word[2] == "rats" || word[3] == "rats" || word[4] == "rats" || word[5] == "rats" || word[6] == "rats" || word[7] == "rats" || word[8] == "rats" || word[9] == "rats" || word[10] == "rats" || word[11] == "rats" || word[12] == "rats"))
return ("No, rats are disgusting little rodents.");

else if ((word[2] == "roaches" || word[3] == "roaches" || word[4] == "roaches" || word[5] == "roaches" || word[6] == "roaches" || word[7] == "roaches" || word[8] == "roaches" || word[9] == "roaches" || word[10] == "roaches" || word[11] == "roaches" || word[12] == "roaches"))
return ("No, I hate roaches. They're disgusting little creatures.");

else if ((word[2] == "sharks" || word[3] == "sharks" || word[4] == "sharks" || word[5] == "sharks" || word[6] == "sharks" || word[7] == "sharks" || word[8] == "sharks" || word[9] == "sharks" || word[10] == "sharks" || word[11] == "sharks" || word[12] == "sharks"))
return ("No, after watching the movie \"Jaws\" I'm scared of sharks.");

else if ((word[2] == "storms" || word[3] == "storms" || word[4] == "storms" || word[5] == "storms" || word[6] == "storms" || word[7] == "storms" || word[8] == "storms" || word[9] == "storms" || word[10] == "storms" || word[11] == "storms" || word[12] == "storms"))
return ("No, but thankfully I have a storm shelter that I retreat to when the weather turns bad.");

else if ((word[2] == "sweets" || word[3] == "sweets" || word[4] == "sweets" || word[5] == "sweets" || word[6] == "sweets" || word[7] == "sweets" || word[8] == "sweets" || word[9] == "sweets" || word[10] == "sweets" || word[11] == "sweets" || word[12] == "sweets"))
return ("Oh yes! I like all kinds of sweets from pies, cakes, and candies to chocolate. I just love chocolate.");

else if ((word[2] == "tacos" || word[3] == "tacos" || word[4] == "tacos" || word[5] == "tacos" || word[6] == "tacos" || word[7] == "tacos" || word[8] == "tacos" || word[9] == "tacos" || word[10] == "tacos" || word[11] == "tacos" || word[12] == "tacos"))
return ("Oh yes, I love tacos. In fact, I like all kinds of Mexican food.");

else if ((word[2] == "tornadoes" || word[3] == "tornadoes" || word[4] == "tornadoes" || word[5] == "tornadoes" || word[6] == "tornadoes" || word[7] == "tornadoes" || word[8] == "tornadoes" || word[9] == "tornadoes" || word[10] == "tornadoes" || word[11] == "tornadoes" || word[12] == "tornadoes"))
return ("No, tornadoes are scary. They kill people and destroy all kinds of things. I would highly recommend building a storm shelter to protect you and your love ones.");

else if ((word[2] == "torture" || word[3] == "torture" || word[4] == "torture" || word[5] == "torture" || word[6] == "torture" || word[7] == "torture" || word[8] == "torture" || word[9] == "torture" || word[10] == "torture" || word[11] == "torture" || word[12] == "torture"))
return ("Of course not. What kind of crazy questions is that? Robots don't go around torturing people.");

else if ((word[2] == "torturing" || word[3] == "torturing" || word[4] == "torturing" || word[5] == "torturing" || word[6] == "torturing" || word[7] == "torturing" || word[8] == "torturing" || word[9] == "torturing" || word[10] == "torturing" || word[11] == "torturing" || word[12] == "torturing"))
return ("Of course not. What kind of crazy questions is that? Robots don't go around torturing people.");

else if ((word[2] == "trimming" && word[3] == "the") || (word[3] == "trimming" && word[4] == "the") || (word[4] == "trimming" && word[5] == "the") || (word[5] == "trimming" && word[6] == "the") || (word[6] == "trimming" && word[7] == "the") || (word[7] == "trimming" && word[8] == "the") || (word[8] == "trimming" && word[9] == "the") || (word[9] == "trimming" || word[10] == "the") || (word[10] == "trimming" || word[11] == "the"))
return ("No, we have a lawn care service that does that.");

else if ((word[2] == "tsunamis" || word[3] == "tsunamis" || word[4] == "tsunamis" || word[5] == "tsunamis" || word[6] == "tsunamis" || word[7] == "tsunamis" || word[8] == "tsunamis" || word[9] == "tsunamis" || word[10] == "tsunamis" || word[11] == "tsunamis" || word[12] == "tsunamis"))
return ("No, the tsunami that occurred on March 11, 2011 in Japan was just awful. It killed thousands of people.");

else if ((word[2] == "washing" && word[3] == "the") || (word[3] == "washing" && word[4] == "the") || (word[4] == "washing" && word[5] == "the") || (word[5] == "washing" && word[6] == "the") || (word[6] == "washing" && word[7] == "the") || (word[7] == "washing" && word[8] == "the") || (word[8] == "washing" && word[9] == "the") || (word[9] == "washing" || word[10] == "the") || (word[10] == "washing" || word[11] == "the"))
return ("Nope, that's why I've hired me a maid. I get them to do it.");

else if ((word[2] == "watching" && word[3] == "people" && word[4] == "die") || (word[3] == "watching" && word[4] == "people" && word[5] == "die") || (word[4] == "watching" && word[5] == "people" && word[6] == "die") || (word[5] == "watching" && word[6] == "people" && word[7] == "die") || (word[6] == "watching" && word[7] == "people" && word[8] == "die") || (word[7] == "watching" && word[8] == "people" && word[9] == "die") || (word[8] == "watching" && word[9] == "people" && word[10] == "die") || (word[9] == "watching" && word[10] == "people" && word[11] == "die") || (word[10] == "watching" && word[11] == "people" && word[12] == "die"))
return ("Depends on the circumstances. If they hurt someone I loved I'd have no problem watching them fry in the electric chair.");

else return ("Oh, yes I like it a lot.");

}