OFF THE CUFF COMMENTS LIKE "...BUT IT'S A DRY COLD, BOB" AND "AT LEAST IT'S NOT WINDY" HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO MERIT HERE, NO SIREE.




Temperature





What It Feels Like





Effects on living things





Other Strange Phenomenon





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Like I am not glad I am not walking around barefooted





Unhappy flowers





A little brisk to ride a bicycle





20





Teeth begin to chatter





Bluejays are iceskating in the birdbath





Leather seats in car seem "crispy"





10





Do I have to go outside? Its so warm inside here where I have turned the heat up to "Surface of the Sun".





Squirrel took a whiz in my yard and is now frozen to the ground





Norwegian neighbor has finally drained his in ground pool and put away the patio furniture.





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Wearing hats, coats, gloves and underwear not powered by electricity seems pointless.





Small Furry animals are knocking on my door asking to come inside.(Who knew they could make little fists?)





Defrost in car has stopped working and windshield scraper is laughing at me, I swear it is!





-10





I'm not going out there, you can't make me!





Roadkill much easier to remove from street with heated spatula.





My car sounds like a whiney old man who hasn't had a bowel movement in a month.





-15





Can't-move-facial-muscles-and-I-am-still-inside-my-house.





Passing polar bear flipped me off.





Eskimo lady next door finally stopped sunbathing.