OFF THE CUFF COMMENTS LIKE "...BUT IT'S A DRY COLD, BOB" AND "AT LEAST IT'S NOT WINDY" HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO MERIT HERE, NO SIREE.
|
Temperature |
What It Feels Like |
Effects on living things |
Other Strange Phenomenon |
|
32 |
Like I am not glad I am not walking around barefooted |
Unhappy flowers |
A little brisk to ride a bicycle |
|
20 |
Teeth begin to chatter |
Bluejays are iceskating in the birdbath |
Leather seats in car seem "crispy" |
|
10 |
Do I have to go outside? Its so warm inside here where I have turned the heat up to "Surface of the Sun". |
Squirrel took a whiz in my yard and is now frozen to the ground |
Norwegian neighbor has finally drained his in ground pool and put away the patio furniture. |
|
0 |
Wearing hats, coats, gloves and underwear not powered by electricity seems pointless. |
Small Furry animals are knocking on my door asking to come inside.(Who knew they could make little fists?) |
Defrost in car has stopped working and windshield scraper is laughing at me, I swear it is! |
|
-10 |
I'm not going out there, you can't make me! |
Roadkill much easier to remove from street with heated spatula. |
My car sounds like a whiney old man who hasn't had a bowel movement in a month. |
|
-15 |
Can't-move-facial-muscles-and-I-am-still-inside-my-house. |
Passing polar bear flipped me off. |
Eskimo lady next door finally stopped sunbathing. |