Grant the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom the hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,
As they may be connected to the arse that I might have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work . . .
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays

And help me to remember . . .
When I'm having a really bad day,
And it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown
And only 4 to extend my finger and tell them to shove it.

Submitted by Rene J. Schweitzer.