10. I need to whip it out by 5.

9. Mind if I use your laptop?

8. Put it in my box before I leave.

7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag.

6. I want it on my desk, NOW.

5. HMMMMMMMMMMMM........ I think it's out of fluid.

4. My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.

3. It's an entry-level position.

2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?

And the number one thing that sounds dirty at the office, but isn't . . .

1. It's not fair . . . I do all the work while he just sits there.