Once upon a time there was a shepherd tending his sheep at the edge of a country road. A brand-new Jeep Grand Cherokee screeched to a halt next to him. The driver, a young man dressed in a Brioni suit, Cerrutti shoes, Ray-Ban glasses, Jovial Swiss wristwatch and a Bhs tie jumped out and asked the shepherd, "If I guess how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?"

The shepherd looked at the young man, then looked at the sprawling field of sheep and said, "Okay."

The young man parked the SUV, connected his notebook and wireless modem, entered a NASA site, scanned the ground using his GPS, opened a database and 60 Excel tables filled with algorithms, then printed a 150-page report on his high-tech mini-printer. He turned to the shepherd and said, "You have exactly 1,586 sheep here."

The shepherd answered, "That's correct, you can have your sheep."

The young man took one of the animals and put it in the back of his vehicle.

The shepherd looked at him and asked, "Now, if I guess your profession, will you pay me back in kind?"

The young man answered, "Sure."

The shepherd said immediately, "You are a consultant."

"Exactly! How did you know?" asked the young man.

"Very simple," replied the shepherd. "First, you came here without being invited. Second, you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew. Third, you do not understand anything about my business and I'd really like to have my dog back."

From Michelle.