1. The Boss is always right!
2. In the impossible hypothesis that a subordinate may be right, rule 1 becomes immediately operative.
3. The boss does not sleep; he rests.
4. The Boss is never late; he is delayed elsewhere.
5. The Boss never leaves his work; his attention is required elsewhere.
6. The Boss never reads the paper in his office; he studies.
7. The Boss never takes liberties with his secretary; he educates her.
8. The Boss is always chief, even in his bathing togs.
9. Whomsoever may enter the boss's office with an idea of his own must leave the office with the boss's ideas.
10. If, in your lamentable ignorance, you fail to grasp the truth, fear not; return to rule 1.

Found in Daily Comix.