Redneck Jokes

Rednecks Rule Because...

  1. Dinner can always be found on the side of the road.
  2. Their belt buckles are considered valid I.D.!
  3. With a little corn and water they can distill enough moonshine to quench any dry town!
  4. They can spit with absolute accuracy.
  5. Nothing compares to the luxury and freedom of a mobile home.
  6. Bluejeans and a flannel are always considered formal.
  7. At least that rusty Pick-up's bought and paid for.
  8. A mayonnaise jar doubles as a handy thermos.
  9. A baseball cap is considered a fine substitute for combing your hair.
  10. Tractor pulls and auto races serve as a fine meeting place for family reunions

Submitted by Cindy Foster.

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