Submitted by Rene Schweitzer.
- Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.
- When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.
- Never tow another car using pantyhose and duct tape.
- When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.
- Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.
- Do not remove the seats from the car so that all your kids can fit in.
- Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.
Submitted by COPPAFEELER.
- Do not remove the marlbro from your mouth before telling the state trooper to kiss off.
Submitted by Monica McIndoo.
- Put Brush Guards on all our vehicles
Submitted by FamersDaughter.
- When taking Shortcut off road, be careful as not to hit anyone who might be walking.
Submitted by Girlsloveme67863.
- You must have big tires on all vehicles (even cars).
Submitted by Rednk67girl.
- A Jack Daniels bottle is not a gear shift.
Submitted by FTATOM.
- When you get stopped and the officer says he is going to write you a ticket don't tell him, "No thanks, I won't be staying for the drawing."
- When you get gas tell the worker to twist the rag three times because if he doesn't the service light will come on.
Submitted by tj.
- Cattle horns on the hood of your vehicle look like gunsights when possums are
crossing the road.
Submitted by HaulMail37311.
- The race car is not street legal even if you do have a license.
Submitted by Lewis41674.
- Never tell your wife that duct tape will fix the fan belt of her car.
Submitted by Teen8784.
- Don't try to race the hurse in a funeral.
Submitted by CamT822.
