Billy Graham was seated next to former President Bill Clinton on a recent commercial flight. Once the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders.

Mr. Clinton asked for a whiskey and soda. The flight attendant then asked the Reverend if he, too, would like a drink. Mr. Graham replied, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen Cuban whore, than let liquor touch these lips."

The former President then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, "I'm sorry, darlin', I didn't realize there was a choice. I'll have the same thing he's having!"