• Promises to improve foreign relations with Hawaii.
• Runs a series of attack ads against Martin Sheen's character on "The West Wing."
• His #1 choice to work on his cabinet is "That Bob Vila guy."
• Outstanding record as Governor of Rhode Island nullified by the fact that no one really cares.
• Got his degree in Political Economics by bribing Sally Struthers with a chocolate donut.
• Anybody mentions Washington, he asks, "The state or the DC thingie?"
• At the debates, answers every question with a snarled, "You wanna wrestle?!?"
• Vows to put an end to the war in Pokemon and free the Pikachu refugees once and for all.
• Says the Pledge of Allegiance as quickly as possible, then shouts, "I win!"
• On the very first question of the debate, he attempts to use a LIFELINE.

Found in Daily Comix.

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