George W. Bush and Bill Clinton decided to go over a few last minute details on the transfer of power while getting haircuts.

Clinton finished first, and the barber asked him, "What type of cologne would you like, the expensive or the cheap kind?"

"Give me the good stuff. I don't want Hilary thinking I was in a whorehouse."

Bush was finished a moment later and the barber asked him the same question. Bush replied, "Give me anything. My wife doesn't know what a whorehouse smells like."