Slogans for Florida:

• If you think we can't vote, wait till you see us drive
• Home of electile dysfunction
• We count more than you do
• If you don't like the way we count then take I-95 and visit one of the other 50 states
• We've been Gored by the bull of politics and we're Bushed
• Relax, Retire, ReVote, ReCount!
• Viagra voters do it again!
• What comes after 17,311?
• Where your vote counts and counts and counts
• We don't just cheat in football.
• We're number one! Wait! Recount!

Slogans for Palm Beach County:

• So nice, we let you vote twice
• We put the "duh" in FLORIDA

SIGN ON I-95: FLORIDA this way, no that way, 5 miles, wait 10 miles...

Submitted by Rene J. Schweitzer.