The President, Bill Clinton went around the country looking for a call girl. He found three at a bar. A redhead, a blonde, and a brunette. To the redhead he said, “I am President Bill Clinton. How much would it cost to go to bed with you?”

The redhead replied, “$200.”

He asked the same question of the blonde and she replied, “$100.”

When he asked the brunette the same question, she smartly replied, “If you can raise my skirt as high as the taxes, get my panties down as low as the wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times are, and screw me like you do the public, it won’t cost you a cent.”