Independent counsel Robert Ray concluded that first lady Hillary Rodham Clinton gave "factually inaccurate" testimony about her role in the White House travel office firings. Here's some of the reasons why she got nick-named "The Firing Squad."

• The travel office personnel were spending too much time playing "Hot and Cold" with her plane tickets.
• The employees repeatedly sent staff Emails with Hillary's head pasted onto the nude body of Nipsey Russel.
• The staff kept mistakenly calling her "Monica."
• After walking through the tavel office department, Hillary mysteriously was finding "kick me" stickers on the back of her blouse.
• Her vacation trips to Martha's Vinyard were mistakenly booked to Martha Stewart's house.
• The most common response to Hillary's requests were, "I got your travel log right here!"
• They constantly booked her flights in coach class to save money for a full-sized blow-up doll of Newt Gingrich.
• In an effort to make the First Lady seem more in tune with the common people, the travel office booked her into Super8 Motels.

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