One Thursday the teacher said to her class, "Class we're going to play 'Famous Quotations'. Whomever gets a quotation right can go home early and doesn't have to come back till Monday. The first one is "Don't shoot till you see the whites of their eyes".

Little Susie's hand went up. "Andrew Jackson," she said.

"Very good Susie, you may go home now," the teacher said. The next one is "Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country."

Little Mary's hand went up this time. "John F. Kennedy said that," she smiled proudly.

"Excellent, you may go home Mary," the teacher smiled.

In the back of the classroom little Bobby leaned over toward little Johnny and said, "Gee, I wish those girls would quit talking."

Upon hearing this the teacher looked to the back of the classroom and said, "All right, who said that?"

Little Johnny answered, "Bill Clinton, see ya on Monday."

Submitted by Ken Zuleger (my dad).