The following were found in Daily Comix.

. . . you vote Democrat because it's easier than getting a job!

. . . you think the rich can get richer off people who have no money.

. . . you've named your kids "Stardust" or "Moonbeam".

. . . you've tried to argue that all of societies problems are based on the fact that McDonald's, by law, only has to pay $5/hr.

. . . you utter the phrase "There ought to be a law." at least once a week.

. . . you have ever used the phrase "protecting prisoner's rights".

. . . you find yourself nodding vigorously and saying "someone finally said it right" during an episode of Oprah.

. . . you call the execution of a homicidal maniac "murder" but call murder "pro-choice".

. . . you've ever referred to the Military/Industrial Complex during a conversation.

. . . you know you never laughed as a kid, the world was in just too bad a shape.

. . . all of your 1970's "Beware of Global Freezing" signs now have "Beware of Global Warming" on the back.

. . . your friends told you how much fun you had at the Grateful Dead show, but you're not sure what year you saw them.

. . . you file suit against the mall rent-a-cops for posting signs stating that your bags are subject to inspection.

. . . you've ever argued that "you can't legislate morality".

. . . you'v referred to the Founding Fathers as "those aristocratic, chauvinistic, lily white, slave owning, land stealing oppressors of indigenous personnel".

. . . you argued that a few more months of sanctions and Saddam Hussein would fold like rookie poker player.

. . . you know more than 2 people who have a degree in "Womyn's Studies".

. . . you've ever said "But look at all the good Ted Kennedy has done for the women of this country!"

. . . you blame things on "The Man."

. . . you believe that Bart Simpson only needs a little more affection.

. . . you've ever stared at a wall and said "Now THAT is definitely man's inhumanity to man!"

. . . you argue that the only flaw with Marx is that Russia was an agrarian society.

. . . you've ever called the meter maid a Fascist.

. . . you are giddy at the prospect of the return of bell bottoms.

. . . you argue that the Second Amendment only refers to Federally organized militias.

. . . you view Jane Fonda as a courageous heroine with strong convictions.

. . . you view Hootie and the Blowfish as the bedrock of culture refinement for the 90's.

. . . after looking at your pay stub you can still say "America is undertaxed."

. . . you've ever said "We really should call the ACLU about this."

. . . you've ever referred to "the glass ceiling".

. . . you know 2 or more people with "concrete proof" that the Pentagon is covering up: Roswell, the Kennedy assassination, the CIA's role in creating AIDS.

. . . you came of age in the '60s and don't remember.

. . . you've ever owned a VW bug or ridden in a Microbus.

. . . you own something that says Dukakis for President, and still display it.

. . . you believe it because "Dan Rather wouldn't lie about something this important".

. . . you ever based an argument on the phrase, "But they can afford a tax hike because . . ."

. . . you ever told a child that Oscar the Grouch "is a victim of Draconian budget cuts."

. . . you've ever argued that with just 1 more year of welfare that person will turn it around and get off drugs.

. . . you think Lennon was a brilliant social commentator.

. . . you keep count of how many people you know in each racial or ethnic category.

. . . you are outraged that Baseball Players make millions and the poor clerk at the unemployment office only makes 28 bucks an hour doing such good work.

. . . you believe that an elected official attending religious services is a violation of the separation of Church and state.

. . . you believe that a few hundred loggers can find another career, but the defenseless spotted owl must live in its preferred tree.

. . . you believe our government must do it because everyone in Europe does.

. . . you think that Al Gore macherena thing was a laugh riot.

. . . you feel that Green Peace is misunderstood.

. . . you keep your PC dictionary with you at all times so as not to offend.

. . . you think communism will catch on once society has evolved.

. . . you've tried to argue in favor of anything based on "Well, they're gonna do it anyway so. . ."

. . . you've ever stated "How does what he does in his personal life have any bearing on doing his job?"

. . . you don't understand all the commotion about Whitewater, Vince Foster, selling US foreign policy for campaign contributions, it's just politics, right?

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