Bill Clinton and the Pope happen to die on the same day and at the same time. Somehow there is a mix up in paperwork in Heaven and Clinton is sent to Heaven and the Pope is sent to Hell.

Finally Heaven realizes that a mistake has been made and straightens out the problem. Clinton is to be transferred to Hell and the Pope is to be transferred to Heaven.

During the transfer the two happen to meet each other.

"Finally," the Pope says, "I'll get to meet the Virgin Mary."

"Not anymore," Clinton grins.

Submitted by Matt Curtis.