President Bush and Dick Cheney are having lunch at a restaurant. Cheney orders the heart healthy salad. Bush leans over to the waitress and says, " Honey, could I have a quickie?"

The waitress was horrified. "Mr. President," she says,"I thought your administration was bringing a new era of moral rectitude to the White House. Now I see what a false promise that was." And she marches off in a huff.

Cheney leans over and says, "George, it's pronounced quiche."

Submitted by Rene.