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Afghan TV Guide
Monday:
7:00 - "Kandahar Squares"
7:30 - "Leave It To Osama"
8:00 - "Husseinfeld"
8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"
10:00 - "Allah McBeal"
10:30 - "Monday Night Executions"
Tuesday:
7:00 - "Bin Laden's Island"
7:30 - "Mullah Mohammed Omar Gillis"
8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"
8:30 - "The Price is Right If Usama Says Its Right"
9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Afganistans Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"
Wednesday:
7:00 - "All in the Harem"
7:30 - "Camel 54 Where Are You?"
8:00 - "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"
8:30 - "When Northern Alliance Attack"
9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread"
9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"
10:00 - "Veilwatch"
Thursday:
7:00 - "Osama Knows Best"
8:00 - "Matima Loves Chachi"
8:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"
9:00 - "Veronicas Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils"
9:30 - "My Two Baghdads"
10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy"
Friday:
7:00 - "Mr. Bin Laden's Neighborhood"
7:30 - "Everybody Loves Usama"
8:00 - "Judge Laden"
8:30 - "Funniest Super 8 Home Movies"
9:00 - "Captured Northern Alliance Rebels Say the Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Achmeds Creek"
10:00 - "No-witness News"
Saturday:
7:00 - "So You Want to be a Muslim Martyr"
8:00 - "Osama's Angels"
9:00 - "The West Tent"
10:00 - "Martyr Trek"
Sunday:
7:00 - "Northern Alliance Exposure"
8:00 - "Touched by a Martyr"
9:00 - "The Jack Bin Laden Show"
10:00 - "The Man from O.S.A.M.A."
From Marcus.
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