Assorted Funnies

This is another batch of odd things. They aren't jokes, but they are very funny.

Life is like . . .

Just the Facts Ma'am

He Said, She Said

When Good Dogs Crossbreed

The Name Game

Common Pick-Up Lines and Responses

Saying "Stupid" in a Nice WayUpdated!

One Reason Why Our Prisons Are So FullUpdated!

Why I Had the Accident and What Happened

Best Fruit Cake Ever

35 Ways (and Then Some) To Know You're From Minnesota

You Might Be a Luthern. . .

Points to PonderUpdated!

State Mottos

1996 Darwin Awards

1998 Darwin Awards

Things a Man Should Never Say in Victoria's Secret

If Women Ruled . . .

Are You Feeling Old?Updated!

A Diet for the Holidays

Everything I Needed to Know I Learned From Noah's Ark

Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve

Kids Say the Darnedest ThingsUpdated!

A Woman of the 90's

That Old Chicken Question Crops Up Again

Some Great One-LinersUpdated!

Rules For Chocolate

Signs That You May Have PMS

Signs

Rules For Northerners Moving South

You Might Be A Wisconsinite If . . .

Why Women Rule

If Men Ruled . . .

T-Shirts For Women . . . and OthersUpdated!

Signs of a Cheap HMO

Normisms

How to Annoy People

GraffittiUpdated!

10 Great Truths

Dangerfield's Best Lines

Cat Commandments

Bad Summer Camps

Rules For Cats

An 80's Love Story

Another Fad Diet

The Wisdom of the AncientsUpdated!

Jedi Mind Tricks

Men are like . . .

New WordsUpdated!

The Cheesehead DictionaryUpdated!

Church Bulletin Bloopers

How to Clean the Cat

Things to NOT Say to Policeman

Anagrams

Answering Machine Messages

Signs You've Bought a Cheap Car

Comparative Analysis of World Religions

Courtroom HumorUpdated!

My Generation

Too Much of the 90's

Talking Minnesotan

Word Play

You Might Be From a Small Town If . . .

Why Cats Are Better Than Men

The 1999 Darwin Awards

You Might Be From Canada If . . .

The World's Shortest Books

The Y2K Survivalist's To-Do List

You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When . . .Updated!

Lose Weight Without Exercising

Why the 80's Were Better Than the 90's

Cops Can Be Funny

The Beer Help Desk

How to Shower Like a Man

How to Shower Like a Woman

Quick Come-Backs

Cat ProverbsNEW!

Y2K SaleNEW!

Male BashingNEW!

Lawyer HuntingNEW!

Lucky PigsNEW!

I Can Read Your MindNEW!

You Were a Little Girl in the 70's If . . .NEW!

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