. . . women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.

. . . PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.

. . . men would get reputations for sleeping around.

. . . singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pockets.

. . . a man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is breathing.

. . . fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds.

. . . shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.

. . . "Ms." Magazine would have an annual swimsuit issue featuring scantily clad male models.

. . . men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours of bedtime.

. . . men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for none of the credit.

. . . little girls would read "Snow White and the Seven Hunks".

. . . men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women made.

. . . men would bring drinks, chips and dip, to women watching soap operas.

. . . men would HAVE to get Playboy for the articles, because there would be no pictures.

. . . men would learn phrases like: "I'm sorry", "I love you", "You're beautiful", "Of course you don't look fat in that outfit".

. . . men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments.

. . . men would sit around and wonder what WE are thinking.

. . . men would pay as much attention to their woman as to their car.

. . . all toilet seats would be nailed down.

. . . men would work on relationships as much as they work on their careers.

. . . TV news segments on sports would never run longer than 1 minute.

. . . all men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator.

. . . during mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women would date 19 year olds.

. . . overweight men would have their weight constantly brought to their attention.

. . . after a baby is born, men would take a six-week paternity leave to wait on their wives hand and foot.

. . . for basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a two-year old for six weeks.

Submitted by Rene Schweitzer.