
Things a Man Should Never Say in Victoria's Secret

- "Does this come in child's sizes?"
- "No thanks, I'm just sniffing."
- "I'll be in the dressing room going blind."
- "Oh, Mom will love this!"
- "The size won't matter, she's inflatable."
- "No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here."
- "Will you model this for me?"
- "The Miracle WHAT? That's better than world peace!"
- "$45 bucks? You're just going to end up naked anyway!"
- "Oh Honey, you'd never squeeze your fat ass into THAT!"
Submitted by Rene Schweitzer.




