• "Does this come in child's sizes?"
• "No thanks, I'm just sniffing."
• "I'll be in the dressing room going blind."
• "Oh, Mom will love this!"
• "The size won't matter, she's inflatable."
• "No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here."
• "Will you model this for me?"
• "The Miracle WHAT? That's better than world peace!"
• "$45 bucks? You're just going to end up naked anyway!"
• "Oh Honey, you'd never squeeze your fat ass into THAT!"

Submitted by Rene Schweitzer.