Submitted by Rene Schweitzer.

Here are some t-shirt slogans for and seen on other people.

These are from Rene.

• "Filthy, Stinking Rich -- Well, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad"
• "Real Men Don't Waste Their Hormones Growing Hair"
• "Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No Message at This Time"
• "That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" (seen on an 8 year old)
• "Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up"
• "Procrastinate Now"
• "Rehab Is for Quitters"
• "My Dog Can Lick Anyone"
• "I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts -- Do You Want Fries With That?"
• "Party -- My Crib - Two A.M." (On a baby-size shirt)
• "If a woman's place is in the home WHY AM I ALWAYS IN THIS CAR!"
• "ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING"
• "A hangover is the wrath of grapes"
• "STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!"
• "They call it "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken"
• "He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead"
• "POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN ....Cops have nothing to go on."
• "HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH"
• "A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS--But it uses up a thousand times the memory."
• "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
• "EGGS AND HAM-- A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig."
• "HARD WORK WILL PAY OFF LATER. LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW!"
• "The trouble with life is there's no background music."
• "The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson."
• "Two rights do not make a wrong. They make an airplane."
• "MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT"
• "Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit."
• "Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research."

Some T-Shirts for women found in Daily Comix.

• God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.
• My Mother Is a travel agent for guilt trips.
• If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
• Dinner Is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.

Some more slogans for women from Anita.

• So many men, so few who can afford me.
• If they don't have chocolate in Heaven I'm not going.
• Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog.
• Coffee, chocolate, men . . . some things are just better rich.
• Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
• I'm out of estrogren - and I have a gun.
• Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

• If You're Not Living on the Edge - You're Taking Up Too Much Space. (from R.M.Senn)
• You're a Bad Boy - Go to My Room. (from R.M.Senn)
• Fat! So? (from TwinkieVHS69)

Know any more T-Shirts?
Email me and I'll add them to the list