- Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
- Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
- I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
- Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
- Guys have feelings too. But like . . . who cares?
- Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
- I hate everybody, and you're next.
- Please don't make me kill you.
- And your point is . . .
- I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.
- I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
- Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later.
- You KNOW you want me.
- Don't worry. It'll only seem kinky the first time . . .
- Of course I don't look busy . . . I did it right the first time.
- Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
- I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
- You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
- All stressed out and no one to choke.
- I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
- How can I miss you if you won't go away?
- Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
- If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
Submitted by Rene Schweitzer.
Here are some t-shirt slogans for and seen on other people.
These are from Rene.
- "Filthy, Stinking Rich -- Well, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad"
- "Real Men Don't Waste Their Hormones Growing Hair"
- "Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No Message at This Time"
- "That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" (seen on an 8 year old)
- "Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up"
- "Procrastinate Now"
- "Rehab Is for Quitters"
- "My Dog Can Lick Anyone"
- "I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts -- Do You Want Fries With That?"
- "Party -- My Crib - Two A.M." (On a baby-size shirt)
- "If a woman's place is in the home WHY AM I ALWAYS IN THIS CAR!"
- "ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING"
- "A hangover is the wrath of grapes"
- "STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!"
- "They call it "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken"
- "He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead"
- "POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN ....Cops have nothing to go on."
- "HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH"
- "A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS--But it uses up a thousand times the memory."
- "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
- "EGGS AND HAM-- A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig."
- "HARD WORK WILL PAY OFF LATER. LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW!"
- "The trouble with life is there's no background music."
- "The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson."
- "Two rights do not make a wrong. They make an airplane."
- "MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT"
- "Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit."
- "Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research."
Some T-Shirts for women found in Daily Comix.
- God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.
- My Mother Is a travel agent for guilt trips.
- If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
- Dinner Is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
Some more slogans for women from Anita.
- So many men, so few who can afford me.
- If they don't have chocolate in Heaven I'm not going.
- Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog.
- Coffee, chocolate, men . . . some things are just better rich.
- Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
- I'm out of estrogren - and I have a gun.
- Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
- If You're Not Living on the Edge - You're Taking Up Too Much Space. (from R.M.Senn)
- You're a Bad Boy - Go to My Room. (from R.M.Senn)
- Fat! So? (from TwinkieVHS69)

Know any more T-Shirts?
Email me and I'll add them to the list




