10. Tommy Lee's - - - -
Camp Kickachickee

9. Lorena Bobbit's - - - -
Camp Cutaweewee

8. Tanya Harding's - - - -
Camp Wackaneenee

7. Kenneth Star's - - - -
Camp Catchacrookee

6. Louis Farakahn's - - - -
Camp Killawhitey

5. O.J. Simpson's - - - -
Camp Killachic

4. Michael Jackson's - - - -
Camp Wannabewhitey

3. President Clinton's-Camp - - - -
Getahoochie

2. Ellen Degeneras's - - - -
Camp Lickacoochie

And the number one camp not to send your kid to:

1. Monica Lewinsky's - - - -
Camp Suckapeepee

Submitted by Xtreme.