These were found in Daily Comix.
- Man who run in front of car, get tired.
- Man who run behind car, get exhausted.
- Passionate kiss like spider's web - soon lead to undoing of fly.
- War doesn't determine who's right - war determines who's left.
- Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
- Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.
- Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
- Man who sit on tack get point.
- Man who lives in glass house should change in basement.
Told by my friend Michelle.
- Baby conceived in backseat of car with automatic transmission will grow up to be shiftless bastard.
- (Read this out loud for full effect) Woman who cook carrots and peas in same pot very unsanitary.
Overheard at work.
- Man who stand on toilet get high on pot.
Some more proverbs that I've collected.
- Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
- Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
- Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
- Man who go through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
- Man with one chopstick go hungry.
- Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
- Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
- Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
- Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
- Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
- Take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
- Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
- Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
- Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
- Man stuck in pantry has ass in jam.
Found these around the Net.
- Schoolboy who mess around with school girl during wrong period get caught red-handed.
- Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake-up with stinky finger.

Know any more Wisdom of the Ancients?
Email me and I'll add them to the list




