These were found in Daily Comix.

• Man who run in front of car, get tired.
• Man who run behind car, get exhausted.
• Passionate kiss like spider's web - soon lead to undoing of fly.
• War doesn't determine who's right - war determines who's left.
• Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
• Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.
• Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
• Man who sit on tack get point.
• Man who lives in glass house should change in basement.

Told by my friend Michelle.

• Baby conceived in backseat of car with automatic transmission will grow up to be shiftless bastard.
• (Read this out loud for full effect) Woman who cook carrots and peas in same pot very unsanitary.

Overheard at work.

• Man who stand on toilet get high on pot.

Some more proverbs that I've collected.

• Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
• Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
• Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
• Man who go through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
• Man with one chopstick go hungry.
• Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
• Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
• Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
• Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
• Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
• Take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
• Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
• Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
• Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
• Man stuck in pantry has ass in jam.

Found these around the Net.

• Schoolboy who mess around with school girl during wrong period get caught red-handed.
• Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake-up with stinky finger.

Know any more Wisdom of the Ancients?
Email me and I'll add them to the list