• . . . you're at an evangelistic rally and you actually manage to raise your hand waist high.
• . . . the only mealtime prayer you know is "Come Lord Jesus."
• . . . you and your family of six squeeze into the last pew along with the 140 members already sitting there.
• . . . you're 57 years old and your parents still won't let you date a Catholic.
• . . . you can't get into heaven without a casserole.
• . . . Commandment #11 - If it's never been done that way before, don't do it.
• . . . you sing "Stand Up, Stand Up for Jesus" while sitting down.
• . . . your idea of an affirmation is "This is most certainly true."
• . . . you feel guilty about not feeling guilty.
• . . . change means wearing your brown suit instead of your blue suit to church.
• . . . every time something changes, the old one was better.
• . . . you hold your family reunion in the church basement.
• . . . your biggest fund-raisers are bake sales.
• . . . all of your casserole dishes have your name on the bottom.
• . . . you refer to your trip to St. Louis as a pilgrimage.
• . . . all your relatives graduated from a school named Concordia.
• . . . potluck dinners are your favorite indoor sport.
• . . . you ask for "A Mighty Fortress" on the love song request line.

-Shared by Liz (Loyd) McCoy, San Francisco, CA (by way of The Tamster's church newsletter)

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