Assorted Funnies

Forrest in Everyone's Life

Forrest Gump

Life is like a Box of chocolates . . .

Forrest Dahmer

People are like a box of chocolate, YUM!

Forrest Simpson

Mmmmm, choolate.

Forrest the Hun

Chocolate all mine!

Forrest Simmons

Chocolate is bad!, EXERCISE EXERCISE!

Forrest Rivera

People who like Chocolate . . Next on 'Forrest'

Forrest Jackson

Little kids like my box of chocolates.

Forrest Hefner

Keep the chocolate, lose the box.

Forrest Shakespeare

Chocolate, or no chocolate that's the question.

Forrest Of Borg

All chocolates must be assimilated.

Forrest Presley

Hunk a hunk of milk chocolate.

Forrest Zen

I am one with the chocolate.

Forrest McClain

I used to be a box of Chocolates.

Forrest Ventura

Chocolates . . . Alll-Riighty then . . .

Forrest Lauper

People just wanna have chocolate.

Forrest Turner

What's chocolate gotta do, gotta do with it?

Dr. Forrest McCoy

Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a box of chocolate.

Forrest Spock

Logically speaking, we are all chocolate.

Forrest Scotty

The box, she's breaking apart Capt'n.

Forrest Christ

Let he without sin, eat the first chocolate.

Forrest Rooney

Why is it, that we are all chocolates?

Forrest Butler

Frankly Scarlett, I don't like chocolate.

Forrest O'Hara

Tommorrow, is another box of chocolates.

Forrest Lee

Fight with your inner chocolate.

Forrest Clinton

I didn't inhale the cream centers.

Forrest Doo

Roinks Raggy, Rocolates!

Forrest Pig

Life is a box of chok-choa-che . . . candy.

Forrest Marx

That's the weirdest box of chocolates I've ever seen . . .

Forrest Nicholson

You want the chocolate, you can't handle the chocolate.

Forrest Copperfield

Poof, the chocolates are gone!

Forrest X

We didn't land in the box of chocolate.
The box of chocolate landed on us!

Forrest Hitler

White Chocolates only!

Forrest the Frog

Someday we'll find it,
The chocolate connections
The plain ones,
The cream filled . . . . and me . . .

Forrest Eastwood

I know what you're thinking . . .
Did he eat five chocolates, or did he eat six?
Well let me ask you . . .
Do you feel hungry PUNK? . . . well . . . DO YOU?

Forrest Barney

I'm cream filled, your with nuts.
We're a box of chocoluts.

Forrest Adam and Eve

ADAM : Chocolates are forbidden.
EVE : Just eat one . . .

Forrest Moses

I command the chocolates to seperate!

Forrest Noah

2 creams, 2 nuts, 2 coconuts, 2 peanut butter. . .

Forrest Ali

I am the chocolate boxer!

Forrest on phonics

Lief es lyk a boks uv chakolets.

Forrest Psychic Line

Yes, I knew you were a chocolate.

1-900-FORREST

Oooh, can I suck your cream filled chocolates?

Forrest DatingGame

Bacholer number two . . .
if I was a piece of chocolate . . .
What would you fill me with?

Forrest Alimony

The Box is mine!

Forrest Adultry

You just can't have just one chocolate.

The Forrest plague

Ewww . . . these Chocolates are bad.

Chief Justice Forrest Thomas

I never touched her milk-duds!

Forrest Andrews

The Hills are alive . . . like a box of chocolates.

Forrest Allen

Chocolate, huroof . . .

Forrest Costello

Whose eating chocolates?

Forrest Abbot

No, who is not eating chocolate.

Forrest Vader

Luke, I am your chocolate.

Forrest Yoda

There is a dark chocolate, and a light chocolate . . .

Forrest Butthead

Uh . . . life is like a box of um . . . chocolates.

Forrest Beavis

Heh heh, you said Box.

Forrest Frued

Is life really a box of chocolate . . . or is it your mother you want?

Forrest SkeeLo

I wish I had a box of Chocolates.

Forrest Trebeck

The answer : This is like a box of Chocolate.
The Question:What is Life . . .

Forrest Hillary

Hey Bill . . . those are my Chocolates!

Forrest Fudd

Wife is wike a box uv chocowates.

Forrest Calvin

It's not a box of chocolates. It's a transmorfgorizing ray!!

Forrest Tannen

Chocolates . . . McFly.

Dr. Forrest Ruth

Chocolate is nice, but sex is better!

The Forrest Zone

There is another dimension,
beyond that which is known to man,
It's a dimension of cream-filled bon-bons,
Or nutty carmel turtles,
and it lies in the white cardboard box,
in the pit of my lap.
It is a candy coated center of comparision,
And it is a place we call, The Forrest Zone.

Forrest Latin

ifela sia a oxba foa hocolatesa.

Forrest Lincoln

Forescore and several chocolates ago . . .

Forrest Satan

Life is a box of melted chocolates. (Sign)

Forrest Churchlady

Chocolates . . . well, isn't that special.

Forrest Wayne

Sh-yeah . . . and life is like a box of chocolates as if . . .

Forrest Garth

Hey mister chocolate man . . . whose trying to kill you? . . . I don't know but he better not . . .

Forrest Bond

Lifes a box of exploding chocolate.

Forrest Smurf

Smurf is a smurf of smurfs.

Forrest '95

The box is the same. The chocolates are upgraded . . .

Forrest Hall

Will you take the Box of Chocolates . . . or what's behind CURTAIN NUMBER TWO?

Forrest Press your Luck

Box of Chocolates! No Whammies . . . STOP!

Forrest of Fortune

LIFE I_ LIKE _ __X _F CH_C_L_TE

Forrest Popeye

I yam a box of Chocolets . . . eg eg eg eg.

Forrest Ice

If you got a chocolate,
Yo I'll box it.
Check out my life,
As my D.J Rocks it!

Forrest Ross

Life is a happy little box of chocolates.

Forrest Bill and Ted

Dude, Life's totally a box of Chocolate!
---EXCELLENT!---
___AIR GUITARS TRIUMPHANTLY___

Forrest Fife

This Box of Chocolates is a lethal weapons!

Forrest Stooges

Look Chocolates . . . . nyuk nyuk nyuk
Scram Wise guy **Boink**
Leave him alone Moe!
Oh you want in on it too . . . **SLAP**/CRASH/

Forrest Reagan

Life is a box of um . . .

Forrest Bush

This will not be another Box of Chocolates!

Forrest Limbaugh

Life may be a box of Chocolates . . . But the Democrats are all nuts . . .

Forrest COPS on location

Bon bons-bon bons
whatcha going to do,
whatcha gonna do, when someone eats you!

Forrest Fued

Life is like a?
Box of Chocolates . . .
Oh Good ANswer . . . Good Answer!
Box of chocolates . . . SURVEY SAYS?
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