This woman digs up a bottle in her back yard, she takes it in the house and proceedes to clean it off. A genie pops out and tells her he will grant her three wishes.

I want to be young and beautiful again, the model of every guys dream girl. Poof, she is young and beautiful again.

She tells the genie, I want to be wealthy beyond my wildest imagination. Poof! The smoke clears and there are piles of money lying everywhere.

She looks around the room thoughtfully and adds, I want my ol' tom cat over there to be turned into the loving prince of a man that is every girls dream of a man. Poof! When the smoke clears she sees a handsome man standing in the corner.

As Their eyes fixate on one another. He walks over to her, puts his arm around her and wispers softly in her ear, "Now, aren't you sorry you had me neutered!"