Troy Aikman, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Cowboys flag in the window.

"This house is yours for Eternity, Troy," God said. "This is very special, not everyone gets a house up here."

Troy felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up to the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a green and gold sidewalk, 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Packers flag, and in every window was a cheesehead.

Troy looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an All-Pro quarterback, I won 2 Super Bowls, and I even went to the Hall of Fame!"

God said, "So what do you want to know?"

The quarterback said, "Well, why does Brett Favre get a better house than me?"

God chuckled and said, "Troy, that's not Brett's house, it's mine!!!"

Found by the Tamster in the Marion Advertiser.