Q: How many people does it take to change a light bulb at Lambeau Field?
A: Three. One to change it and two to talk about how good the old one was.

On the night after the Ice Bowl, Vince Lombardi got into bed with his wife, Marie. Marie said "God your feet are cold". Vince said, "In bed you may call me Vincent, Dear!" It is believed that this is actually a true story.

Q: What do you call a Minnesota Viking with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?
A: Because Minnesota would want one too.

Q: What separates the one good team from the bad teams in the NFC Central?
A: The Wisconsin border.

Submitted by Rene Schweitzer.