A weary road traveler decides it's time to find a room for the night. He gets turned down at every hotel in the small town except for a small bed & breakfast. The owner, an old woman, tells him not to make any noise during the night. He thanks her and goes to his room.

In the middle of the night, he is awakened by something tickling his nose. He turns on the light and sees that the old woman has a clothesline strung across the room, over the bed. The clothesline had loosened from one of the nails holding it, and had sagged down. The tickling he had felt on his nose was one of the old woman's panties. He tore the panty off the line but pulled on it so hard that the whole line came down nails and all. The disturbance woke the old woman who came knocking on his door and asked him what all the commotion was about. He explained and she warned him not to make any more noise.

During the course of the night the old woman's donkey came to his window and started kicking it. The man woke up and opened up the window and started kicking the donkey away. The old woman woke up again and warned him that if he didn't stop with the noise she'd call the cops.

Later that night the old woman's cat started meowing loudly outside his door. Frustrated from his lack of sleep he opened the door and grabbed the cat and yanked its hair. The cat starting crying loudly and woke the woman up. She immediately went to the phone and called the police and said, "Officer, officer! There's a man in my house! He tore off my panties, kicked my ass and plucked the hairs off my pussy!"