This burglar was robbing this house. He had just cleaned out the den when he heard, "Jesus is watching you". He clicked on his flashlight, nothing.

He got done robbing the kitchen when he heard "Jesus is watching you." He popped on his flashlight and saw a parrot. He asked it, "Whats your name?"

The parrot said, "Fran."

"Fran? What kind of idiot names a parrot Fran?"

Parrot says,"Same idiot that named that pit bull Jesus!"

Submitted by Ketchumtrainer.