There was a man who spent 2 weeks each and every fall at deer camp. His wife accused him of never hunting.

"You guys just go up there and play cards and drink for 2 weeks," she told him.

"We do not," he replied. "We hunt hard!!"

"Then why have you never killed a deer?" she asked.

"I guess I just am not very lucky." was his response. That night the wife packed her husbands things and the next morning he left for deer camp.

At the end of 2 weeks he returned home, once again without a deer.

The wife told him again that all they do at deer camp is drink and play cards to which he once again denied it.

"By the way," he said, "you forgot to pack my underwear for me."

"No I didn't!" she replied. "It's in your gun case!!!!!!"

Submitted by Rene Schweitzer.