What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

The Minnesota Vikings.

What's the difference between a Vikings fan and a baby?

Eventually the baby stops whining.

What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?

A huddle.

Four Dallas Cowboys in a car; who's driving?

The police.

Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?

It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.

I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin.

They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine.

The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on "grass".

The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System".

Yes, your Honor; No, your Honor."

The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season last year.

12 arrests, 5 convictions.

The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator - Johnny Cochran.

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying the Miranda Rights.

What's Jerry Jones' biggest concern?

Does Bail Money count against the Salary Cap?

Submitted by Mugs.

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