An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.

"Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy," he said.

"Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home," she replied.

"That's fine. Another thing, ma'am. I don't like the way that one rein loops across the horse's back and around one of his balls. I consider that animal abuse. That's cruelty to animals. Have your husband take care of that right away!" he said sternly.

Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the cop. "Well, dear, what exactly did he say?" her husband asked.

He said the reflector is broken," she replied.

"I can fix that in two minutes. What else?" her husband answered.

"I'm not sure, Jacob ... something about the emergency brake..."

Submitted by Rene J. Schweitzer.