Dirty Jokes

Warning: These jokes are intended for adults only. That means only people who are old enough (at least 18) to view adult material should even be in this page. If you are underage, please leave now.

I'm underage and I'm leaving now.

But if you're of legal age to view this material and do not offend easily. Please stay and enjoy.

Where I come from, almost everyone loves a good dirty joke and most people have a couple that are personal favorites. Most of these jokes are ones that I've been told by friends and relatives. And remember, if the content of these jokes offends you, you were warned.

Powerful Medicine For Men Only

Breeding Pigs

Brand Name CondomsUpdated!

An Unusual Cure For Headaches

Trick Or Treat

The Mountain Wife

Brand Names Gone Too FarUpdated!

Why Would You Get Tattooed There?

The Rejection Letter

Just Checkin' the Truck

Another New Lose Weight Quick Scheme

I Always Wondered Where Those New Beers Came From

The Origin of a New Candy Bar

Penis Envy? I Think Not.

The Twelve Insurance Men

Not For the Faint Hearted

So That's His Secret . . . And Hers

Murphy's Laws of Sex

The Hitman

What's Your Little Friend's Name?

The Deserted Island

No, No, No!

The Statue

The Negligee

Viagra HumorUpdated!

Blowjob Rules

Lengthening

At the Races

The Dream

A View from the Ground

Newlyweds

Loading the Gun

Gabriel's Horn

A Simple Question

One Heck of a Sale

Calling Long Distance

Obscene Caller

Screw or . . . ?

More Viagra

Hanging Baskets

A Girl's First Time

Dear Darling . . .

What Is It?

Request for a Promotion

Square Balls

Breathalyzer

Crabs

Daughter's Husband

My Penis

Hot Stuff

Turner Brown

The Taste

Sex Codes

The Shakes

Escaped Convict

No-win Situation

Saving it for Marriage

The Green Shit Behind the Bar

Horsie Ride

The Hotdog Episode

Blowing Bubbles

The Hind Lick Maneuver

How Cute

Impotent

On the Menu

One Thing Leads to Another

Olympic Condoms

Natural Condoms

The Pope's Camera

Little Red Riding Hood

One of Those

A Feat of Strength

Not As Easy As It Used To Be

Going Too Fast

Two Nuns

Amish Girl

Missing Grandchild?

What Are You?

Fooled You!

Downtown

Barbie and G.I. Joe

Art Interpretation

Don't Disgrace the Family

Harsh Things a Woman Can Say to a Naked Man

The Penis Poem

It's Paid For!

Norfolk, Virginia

Pace Yourself

The Twist

Coming or Going

Brace Yourself

Granny's Vibrator

Tight Granny

VooDoo Penis

I Could Sure Use a Man

Like Shaking a Coke

Get Into S and MNew!

My Dog SexNew!

What Does He Give for a Blowjob?New!

She's SpoiledNew!

Needs More TailNew!

Still in BedNew!

The Staff of LifeNew!

The Aroma of My MistressNew!

Ole's Really SmartNew!

How to Get a PieceNew!

No ScrewingNew!

What's Next?New!

The Wrong PussyNew!

Miss Granny's CondomNew!

Who's the Best?New!

Size MattersNew!

Super PussyNew!

In the Beginning...New!

It's a ShameNew!

A DilemmaNew!

Picking Up ChicksNew!

He's Getting DumberNew!

My Dad Has Two of ThoseNew!

Ollie and Olga's Marriage LicenseNew!

12 Inch PianistNew!

Not Just for SexNew!

That's a MouthfulNew!

Sex and CaloriesNew!

The Top 15 Innovative Ways to Delay OrgasmNew!

Keep Him SatisfiedNew!

Prefers DickNew!

I'm ThorNew!

Word OriginNew!

The Worst WayNew!

Which Came First?New!

My Son's BetterNew!

Chief's Woman TiredNew!

Know any good dirty jokes?
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I do reserve the right to not post a joke that I find overly offensive.

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