Computer Jokes

Computers. The marvel of the modern age. Chances are that if you're reading this you're using one. Being an engineer, I'm around them all the time whether I want to be or not. Believe me, they all have their own little personalities and quirks. These are the jokes I've been sent that are about them and their users.

Computer Acronyms and What They Stand ForUpdated!

The Diary of an AOL User

Computer Definitions

A Funny Thing Happened at the Helpdesk TodayUpdated!

Why Dogs Don't Use Computers

What If Microsoft Were Based in Minnesota?

Bill's Products: Organic and Otherwise

The Internet What?!?

It's An Addiction

Is It a Girl?

Is It a Boy?

Announcing the New Database!

Dr. Suess Is Branching Out

Murphy's Laws of Computing

New Viruses to Look Out ForUpdated!

MS Word Games

One Really Nasty Virus

Computer Nerd Population Control

Computer Credit Card Coniptions

Nerds Vs. Jocks

Ads for Windows 95

New Error Messages for Windows 2000

Dealers Vs. Developers

Signs of a Bad Computer

Home on the Web

Bill Gates Dies

Signs of a Cheap PC

Signs that Your Co-Worker is a Hacker

E-Mail Wonderland

Changes at Microsoft

Changing a Bulb in Cyberspace

Husband 1.0

Someone's Been Using Your Hotmail Account

Maxims for the Internet Age

The Programmer's Bride

New Features in Windows 2000

What the 95 in Windows95 Really Means

Dot Com

Info From the Internet

Microsoft Versus GM

The Lost Helicopter

You're Not on the 'Net Enough if . . .

You're in a Twilight Zone Chat Room If . . .

Another New Virius

Why People Are Sad and Lonely Online

Gilb's Laws Of Unreliability

Some Quickies

If AOL Were a City. . .

How to Be a Pest Via Your Modem

Some Computer Music

Whoops

Turn Off the Computer If . . .

Uses for an Old ComputerUpdated!

Things to Do While Downloading

An Email Game

Why I Love My Computer

Signs That Technology Has Taken Over Your Life

Funny Email Addresses

Ode to the Spell Checker

Heaven or Hell, Bill?

Email is Like a Penis

Your DotCom Is Going Down

Attack or Retreat?

Make Sure the Address is CorrectNew!

I Want to be a WriterNew!

Software TestingNew!

Blonde EmailsNew!

Poe PureeNew!

Modern Cyber-Netizen's SongNew!

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