• Windows: The colorful clown suit for DOS.
• Double your drive space: Delete Windows!
• Windows and DOS: A turtle and its shell.
• Microsoft gives you Windows - OS/2 give you the whole house.
• A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle.
• Bang on the left side of your computer to restart Windows.
• Error #152 - Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance.
• I still miss Windows, but my aim is getting better.
• I'll never forget the first time I ran Windows, but I'm trying.
• My lastest screen-saver: Curtains for Windows.
• Out of disk space. Delete Windows? [Y]es [H]ell Yes!
• How do you want to crash today?

Found by the Tamster in Daily Humor.

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