• Buff your mouse pad
• Make a list of things to download
• Play a percussive beat on your thighs in time with your modem
• Count to 500 in "click" language
• Go outside and actually breathe fresh air (don't overdo!)
• Do a pushup for every blue bar on the progress meter

11% DONE!

• Name the presidents
• Play "Dark Side Of the Moon" side one
• Relace your shoes
• Read every classified listing for "programmers"
• Carefully clean your mouse rollers and track ball
• Hone your monitor's picture to ridiculous perfection

23% DONE

• Fill out all your registration cards in triplicate
• Alphabetize your diskettes
• Alphabetize your CD-ROMs
• Re-alphabetize your diskettes and CD-ROMs together

32% DONE

• Cut your fingernails
• See how many words you can make from "download"
• Make a sculpture out of your fingernail clippings
• Play "Dark Side Of the Moon" side two
• Time to windex that monitor again!

42% DONE

• Might as well balance the old checkbook
• Practice the "rubber pencil" routine
• Weed out the rolodex
• Buff the mouse pad -- oops,already did that!
• French Braid (optional)

52% DONE!

• "This would be a good time to register your software"
• Re-kid proof the butane lighter
• Solitaire
• Solitaire round 2
• Solitaire round 3 (no cheating this time)

65% DONE!

• Think of good domain names to pre-buy
• Persue the Egghead mailer again

67% DONE!

• RE-label file folders in all caps
• Penny rolls, Penny rolls, penny rolls

73% DONE!

• Color code your extra cables

78% DONE!

• Find all celebrities that share your birthdate

83% DONE!

• Nerf basketball to 100!

94% DONE!

• 100 situps

98% DONE!

Get ready.....

Connection Terminated - Start over! Find a pistol.....

Found in Daily Comics.