. . . someone with your screen name is typing what you were just thinking.

. . . the emoticons are calling your name!

. . . 14 yr. olds are trying to arrange meetings with you!

. . . the keyboard begins typing by itself.

. . . the people you chat with actually look like their picture!

. . . everyone was just waiting for you to show up.

. . . no one is being obnoxious.

. . . you suddenly find yourself fluent in all net lingo!

. . . no one is trying to direct you to a porn site.

. . . everyone is who they say they are!

Found by the Tamster in NetDummy Humor.

Know any more Twilight Zone Chat Room Signs?
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