• 'Ome is where you 'ang your @.
• The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
• A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
• You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
• Great groups from little icons grow.
• C:\ is the root of all directories.
• Don't put all your hypes in one home page.
• Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
• The modem is the message.
• Too many clicks spoil the browse.
• The geek shall inherit the earth.
• Don't byte off more than you can view.
• Fax is stranger than fiction.
• What boots up must come down.
• Windows will never cease.
• In Gates we trust.
• Modulation in all things.
• Virtual reality is its own reward.
• A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
• Know what to expect before you connect.
• Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.
• Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

Found by the Tamster in Daily Comix.

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