• Microsoft offices no longer providing toilet paper bearing Netscape logo.
• Follow-up release to "IE4" now being referred to internally as "IE5-10 with time off for good behavior."
• Must say "pretty please with jam on top" before devouring next competitor.
• Cancellation of planned "You'll think what WE tell you to think!" ad campaign.
• United Way contributions redirected towards the "Let's Buy The US Government" fund.
• Plans to begin marketing MSFood, MSClothing and MSShelter quietly tabled.
• 10:00 AM: Barksdale (CEO of Netscape)visits Gates' office to sign landmark settlement agreement. 10:05 AM: Feeding time for piranhas beneath trap door.
• "I don't break for software companies" bumper stickers removed from corporate limousines.
• Internal memos no longer refer to Janet Reno as "liquor addled she-male."
• Kick back for a while, let loser companies catch up.
• Now relegated to making large piles of cash, down from huge buttwads of cash.
• Using honesty, humility and cooperation, allow one small competitor to show a modest profit for three straight quarters. Then when they're lulled, club 'em to death like a baby seal.
• Tables turned in jail, where Bill Gates has no choice but to have "Big Louie's Inmate Explorer" installed against *his* will.

Found by The Tamster in Net Dummy.

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