• I spend a lot of time with her and enjoy every minute.
• She rarely gives me trouble.
• If she ever does give me trouble, I can trade her in for a new one and she will sit quietly in the corner without another word processed about it.
• I can change her look and feel.
• If she gets a virus, she never gives it to me.
• She is a lot better at math and spelling than me.
• At first, my mom did not understand her, but now she loves her too.
• If I want to look at other computers, she will point me to them.
• She plays a great game of solitaire.
• And the number one reason I love my computer, she has really beautiful icons.

Found in NetDummy Humor.