• The monitor is certified for low emissions by JiffyLube.
• The logo on your receipt: International House of Lame Computers.
• You see the salesman you bought it from hawking genuine Rolexes on street corners.
• The sound board and speakers are a separate unit, and they receive only AM.
• The ad slogan: Ronald McDonald just grew up.
• It has only two expansion slots, and they just popped up a couple of rounds of toast.
• It's labeled "energy saving" only because there's no power supply.
• You just got another one with your Happy Meal.
• The infrared cordless keyboard has only 15 keys, and one of them is marked Fast Forward.
• The sticker reads "nothing of value inside."

Found by The Tamster in Daily Comix.

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