Bill Gates dies and is up at the pearly gates.

St. Peter says, "Well, you've got a choice. Have a look around here. Pop down to Hell and see what Satan has to offer. Check us out and then let me know your decision."

Bill has a look around heaven. Lots of somber people singing hymns, praising the Lord. He goes down to Hell. There he sees beautiful beaches, lots of sun, sand and attractive women. Long cool drinks that never get you drunk. He loves it. He goes back to St. Peter.

Gates says, "Look, I know you're really doing good things here, but Hell seems more with it. More my kind of scene, you know what I mean? No hard feelings, but I pick Hell."

St. Peter says, "No worries. You've got it."

Bill finds himself back in Hell, neck deep in fire and brimstone, suffering eternal torment. He can't figure it out.

So Gates yells, "Hey! St. Peter! Where are the beautiful girls and long beaches and cool drinks?"

St. Peter smiles and says, "Sorry if you got confused. That was just the demo version."

Found in Net Dummy.