• The percentage that will be complete on the shipping date.
• The number of floppies it will ship on.
• The percentage of people who will have to upgrade their hardware.
• The number of megabytes of hard disk space required.
• The number of pages in the EASY-INSTALL version of the manual.
• The percentage of existing windows programs that won't run in the new OS.
• The number of minutes to install.
• The number of calls to tech support before you can get it to run.
• The number of people who will actually PAY for the upgrade.
• The number of MHz required for the OS to run.
• The year it was DUE to ship.

Found by the Tamster in NetDummy Humor.

• The number of times you have to read the instuction manual. (from Aannetta)
• The number of times you have to reinstall it before it works. (from Aannetta)

Know any other meanings for the 95 in Windows95?
Email me and I'll add them to the list