College Jokes

Some Comments From College Students

He teaches like Speedy Gonzalez on a caffeine high.

Help! I've fallen asleep and I can't wake up!

His blackboard technique puts Rembrandt to shame.

Textbook is confusing . . . someone with a knowledge of English should proofread it.

This class was a religious experience for me . . . I had to take it all on faith.

The recitation instructor would make a good parking lot attendant. Tries to tell you where to go, but you can never understand him.

Problem sets are a decoy to lure you away from potential exam material.

Recitation was great. It was so confusing that I forgot who I was, where I was, and what I was doing - it's a great stress reliever.

Information was presented like a ruptured fire hose - spraying in all directions - no way to stop it.

I never bought the text. My $60 was better spent on the Led Zeppelin tapes that I used while doing the problem sets.

Found by the Tamster in DailyComix.

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