According to Garfield, the Top 52 Reasons to Party
- It's Friday.
- Your dentist cancelled your appointment.
- You can't think of anything boring to do.
- It's daytime.
- It's nightime.
- It's exactly one week later than this time last week.
- You like to make ice.
- You want to annoy your neighbors.
- You're dying to wear your new lamp shade.
- You're tired of playing "Charades" by yourself.
- You're carrying a party gene.
- You've found the perfect shoes.
- You're afraid your lifestyle is too healthy.
- You never know . . .
- Your place could use a good trashing.
- Your mother needs something to be upset about.
- You have a sudden urge to "limbo."
- Your inhibitions are out of town.
- The bank made an error in your favor.
- It's there.
- You need more bean dip in your diet.
- The fun content of your blood is too low.
- You look good doing it.
- You're considering it as a career.
- Your yo-yo stock went up a point.
- Someone's got to do it.
- You have a bad reputation to uphold.
- Your plants want to meet new people.
- Fun is a terrible thing to waste.
- You want to try out your new coasters.
- It's your patriotic duty.
- You're going for the party record.
- Your roommate got rid of his scorpion farm.
- You need the practice.
- You're not getting any younger.
- The vet says your hamster will pull through.
- You've got it coming.
- Your life is starting to grow moss.
- Your brain needs a night off.
- You never met a party you didn't like.
- The fate of the free world depends on it.
- The universe is expanding.
- Your dog is finally housebroken.
- It's the only exercise you get.
- Maturity is overrated.
- A party demon has possessed your body.
- It hurts too much when you stop.
- These are your "party years."
- You're too polite to turn down an invitation.
- You can't boogie to a book.
- You have an overactive party gland.
- The moon is in a party phase.
