Instructions to Students and Faculty in Case of Atomic Attack at First Warning
- Stay clear of all windows.
- Seat yourself at a hard chair at least four (4) feet from desk or table.
- Loosen necktie, belt, or other restricting clothing.
- Remove eye glasses and other sharp instruments (pens and pencils) that might be in your pockets.
- Bend over with your head between your legs.
- Firmly kiss your ass “Good bye.”
