New College Major and Courses

Real Man Degree

A new two-year degree is being offered at Life University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming A Real Man. That's right, in just six tri-mesters, you too, can be a real man.

FIRST YEAR - Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101	Combating Stupidity
MEN 102	You, too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103	PMS - Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104	We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas

FIRST YEAR - Winter Schedule:
MEN 110	Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111	Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
MEN 112	Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
MEN 102	You, too, Can Do Housework
EAT 100	Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101	Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A	What's Hers is Hers

FIRST YEAR - Spring Schedule:
MEN 120	How NOT to Act Like an Asshole When You're Wrong
MEN 121	Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122	You, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123	Reasons to Give Flowers
MEN 102B	You, too, Can Do Housework

SECOND YEAR - Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101	You CAN Fall Asleep Without It
SEX 102	Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
MEN 201	How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 202	How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
MEN 201	You, too, Can Do Housework
Elective	(See Electives below)

SECOND YEAR - Winter Schedule:
MEN 210	The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211	How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212	You, Too, Can Be A Designated Driver
MEN 213	Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise, Especially When Naked
MEN 230A	Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important I
MEN 202	You, too, Can Do Housework

SECOND YEAR - Spring Schedule:
MEN 220	Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail only)
MEN 221	Fluffing the Blanket After Farting is NOT Necessary
MEN 222	Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223	Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B	Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important II
MEN 202A	I Said...You, too, Can Do Housework Course

Electives:
EAT 101	Cooking With Tofu
EAT 102	Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103	Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231	Mothers-in-law
MEN 232	Appear To Be Listening
MEN 233	Just Say "Yes, Dear"
ECON 001B	Cheaper to Keep Her (Must Pass ECON 001A)

Submitted by Rene Schweitzer.